Google search or forum question? 🤔
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Will it ever stop smelling like dried up pickles4
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I eat 1200 cals never cheat work out 6 hours why can’t i loose wait
Coupled with "I burn 500 calories on my walk "
Also the classic How do I loose belly (thigh, arm, back) fat?
To which someone replies, real quick, "you cannot spot reduce fat" (I'm smart because I knew first)
Thus crushing the querant's hopes and dreams, after which they leave the thread in disbelief and refusal to accept the truth.
In the end turning to Google anyway searching How to loose belly fat fast.
Ultimately landing on a recipe for a lemon ginger cinnamon honey tea that allows you to burn belly fat while you sleep.
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"apple cider vinegar?"4
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Average male measurements...1
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I really only ever use Google when autocorrect fails to find the word I'm trying to spell and I don't want to look like a dumbass...
Like aquiace2 -
I'm guilty of this one:
Is it a good idea to weigh yourself every day?
HOWEVER popular results such as women's magazines and fitness websites usually say no, while the mfp hive mind has concluded yes, according to the supposedly unnecessary thread I started.
Apparently no one around here is stricken with anxiety over scale fluctuations. And you're only going to develop an eating disorder [over scale fluctuations] if you were of feeble mind to begin with.
Edited for clarification: the above is what I gathered from the thread, not my own beliefs.
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We've all seen it. Heck, some of us have done it: asked a question (or even started a whole thread) for something that could've been easily resolved with an online search.
What are some you've seen or will admit to? Sidenote: Be kind (to yourself and others, please). If necessary modify nouns, pronouns, adjectives, etc
Here's one of mine: "Chess, anyone? I bought a board. Now what?" 😒
I got nothing, buuuuuut... asking questions here nets way more entertaining answers than boring ol' Google.5 -
How do you clean inside a plastic straw ?1
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Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.3 -
Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.
cargo shorts
or prison wallet i guess if you don't wanna wear cargo shorts.1 -
Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.
cargo shorts
or prison wallet i guess if you don't wanna wear cargo shorts.
I was thinking: fanny pack.
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Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.
FTFY:
“ ask for a handful of the paper straws that fall apart when introduced to liquids at Starbucks.”2 -
Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.
Thank you !
So I need to buy this .
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Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.
Thank you !
So I need to buy this .
Looks like a do-it-yourself Covid test.4 -
Why does my butt fall asleep after 10 minutes on the toilet?
Additional question: Why would anyone want to spend more time than necessary in a public toilet?2 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »Why does my butt fall asleep after 10 minutes on the toilet?
Additional question: Why would anyone want to spend more time than necessary in a public toilet?
a warm public toilet seat is simultaneously the best, and worst, gift a person can ever be given2 -
Serious answer:
Reusable straws like Final Straw come with a long spoolie wand thingy that you can use to clean it.
The real question is how do you carry around a reusable straw everywhere you go so you don't have to ask for a straw at Starbucks.
Thank you !
So I need to buy this .
Looks like a do-it-yourself Covid test.
They sure do.2 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »Why does my butt fall asleep after 10 minutes on the toilet?
Additional question: Why would anyone want to spend more time than necessary in a public toilet?
a warm public toilet seat is simultaneously the best, and worst, gift a person can ever be given
If because it's a self-warming toilet seat like they have in Japan, then sure. If other then:
... NOPE.
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Last night I for real had to Google: I swallowed a pill and it feels like it's stuck
Or at least that was the predictive answer.
I took a ginormous fish oil pill and it wasn't going down. I thought I was going to choke to death alone in my place and my building manager would break down my door three days later after my neighbors complained about the smell.
I'm a bit of a catastrophizer,
I ate a piece of bread and it was fine.
It was around 10 pm PST and the forums were silent.
Moral of the story: Google search > forum question. By the time you get your answer on the forums, it might be too late.7 -
Can onions cure leprosy1
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KosmosKitten wrote: »Why does my butt fall asleep after 10 minutes on the toilet?
Additional question: Why would anyone want to spend more time than necessary in a public toilet?
Hiding from my manager so I can look at my phone real quick or take an additional rest.
*also to cry sometimes2 -
Should my garage smell like a swamp1
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What is the appropriate number of cream puffs to consume at a party3
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Dies Ice Cube get eaten by the anaconda1
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aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »What is the appropriate number of cream puffs to consume at a party
Mmmm that old school mfp reference 👌1 -
How many calories is trouser pudding3
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