Adult super duper fun time

SoDamnHungry

As long as there is motion going on in the ocean, who the *kitten* cares about how much they weigh?

True, But it takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row-boat!

More waves in the ocean could mean more fun.

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

Honestly, weight doesn't bother me as much as the term "yip yip yippee."

Just_Scott

I want that phone....argh....

Ed98043

It's not so much a body size thing, but aerobic fitness makes a difference.

sizzle74

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

This is WAY better than "just break up"

Winner!!!!!

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

I want that phone....argh....

yip yip yippee! =P

madworld1

Yum. Just... yum.

patrickblo13

Im just here for the sex. :drinker:

I can help with that!

RainHoward

weight isn't generally a factor as long as all parties involved are inthusiastic.

RainHoward

Im just here for the sex. :drinker:

and how would you like that surved?

Just_Scott

you two are cracking me up....and I still want the phone....hur rumph.....

WendyTerry420

Do skinny people have better YIP YIP YIPPEE than overweight people?

I doubt it. Seriously.

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

you two are cracking me up....and I still want the phone....hur rumph.....

I think you've got to turn it on before you can truly have it.

Addis_Daddy12

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

smdh. It always astonishes me when the topic of sex comes up in a thread, and it is not pointed out whether its marital or pre-marital sex. Someone always wants to interject and force religion down your throat. I mean I am a Christian and have my beliefs, but I am not gonna bombard people with my beliefs in a chit-chat, fun, and games forum. Plus I am a little skewed anyway. My mind is hopelessly gutterballed.

Addis_Daddy12

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Both married, just not to each other. Still okay?

*falls over dead from laughter* too much too much

Addis_Daddy12

How about SHEET THREAD COUNT. Does that impact the quality?

I like my unmarital sex with egyptian 15,000 thread count sheets. feels like I am rowing the rowboat on a cloud. hahahahaha

sizzle74

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

smdh. It always astonishes me when the topic of sex comes up in a thread, and it is not pointed out whether its marital or pre-marital sex. Someone always wants to interject and force religion down your throat. I mean I am a Christian and have my beliefs, but I am not gonna bombard people with my beliefs in a chit-chat, fun, and games forum. Plus I am a little skewed anyway. My mind is hopelessly gutterballed.

Be nice. She will pray for you! She is handing out prayers like candy!

Addis_Daddy12

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

smdh. It always astonishes me when the topic of sex comes up in a thread, and it is not pointed out whether its marital or pre-marital sex. Someone always wants to interject and force religion down your throat. I mean I am a Christian and have my beliefs, but I am not gonna bombard people with my beliefs in a chit-chat, fun, and games forum. Plus I am a little skewed anyway. My mind is hopelessly gutterballed.

Be nice. She will pray for you! She is handing out prayers like candy!

I feel the prayer raining over me right now!!

jenjencin78

I'm abstinent.

pawnstarNate

What is YIP YIP YIPPEE? Did I miss an episode of Duck Dynasty?

silver_arrow3

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Not my fault God made sin so enjoyable.

Specially with chubby chicks. They work hard and are thankful for anything they get.

I told my ex once that what I lack in skill I make up for in enthusiasm. He recently offered to fly me up to Denver for a weekend... apparently he's thankful too.

sizzle74

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

smdh. It always astonishes me when the topic of sex comes up in a thread, and it is not pointed out whether its marital or pre-marital sex. Someone always wants to interject and force religion down your throat. I mean I am a Christian and have my beliefs, but I am not gonna bombard people with my beliefs in a chit-chat, fun, and games forum. Plus I am a little skewed anyway. My mind is hopelessly gutterballed.

Be nice. She will pray for you! She is handing out prayers like candy!

I feel the prayer raining over me right now!!

Is it like a golden shower from God?

LMFAO!

sizzle74

I'm abstinent.

I'm sorry. :sad:

YoBecca

Best "experiences" of my life where when I was pregnant. Not the same as being just overweight as there's all sorts of hormones and blood flow involved, but I've never been so utterly preoccupied with doing the deed, nor had such ahhhhmazing outcomes as when I was knocked up. Makes me want a third child. Or to be a surrogate.

Can't comment on being "skinny," but I will say that people who are all about post-workout boinking aren't hitting their workouts as hard as me. We often end up having seksytime after I come back from a workout or long run, and I make it happen - but it's tough. "ThesoonerIfinishthesoonerIhydrate."

Addis_Daddy12

*dies from excessive laughter* all I could picture was god's body with R Kelly's head and Dave Chappelle singing "Pee on You" in the background

pastryari

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

smdh. It always astonishes me when the topic of sex comes up in a thread, and it is not pointed out whether its marital or pre-marital sex. Someone always wants to interject and force religion down your throat. I mean I am a Christian and have my beliefs, but I am not gonna bombard people with my beliefs in a chit-chat, fun, and games forum. Plus I am a little skewed anyway. My mind is hopelessly gutterballed.

You mad, bro?

onwarddownward

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Not my fault God made sin so enjoyable.

Specially with chubby chicks. They work hard and are thankful for anything they get.

So are chubby guys. Especially if you can suck start a Harley.

Timshel_

Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Come with me, I shall show you the path there....:devil:

At first glance, I saw something about swallow in there.
Silly mind playing tricks.

gzus7freek

Depends on how much flour you need to roll around in to find a wet spot.....

arghbowl

IMO it's always proven that the fitter women are better. It's just not as much fun when you're getting a sweat shower and get a black eye from a second set of DDs.