Evidence that pizza can be dangerous to your health!!

TheGymGypsy
TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
I burned my arm taking my pizza out of the oven on my lunch break! :cry:

Be careful folks!

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  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    I'm lazy, I often eat my pizza cold. No danger of burning.
  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
    That's why I get mine at my favorite pizzeria - no dangerous ovens for me to mess with, and a cold beer on standby in case of a burnt mouth from delicious, hot cheesy pizza! :drinker:
  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    That probably happened because it was either whole wheat or cauliflower pizza.

    Your oven was punishing you!!!

    *hisss* Evil cauliflower pizza! Nope, this was the real deal people!
  • xeno8604
    xeno8604 Posts: 193 Member
    Your post heading almost made me cry....I love pizza!!!
  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    Your post heading almost made me cry....I love pizza!!!

    Ahaha it was meant as a joke!! (although I seriously did burn myself)
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    I burned my arm taking my pizza out of the oven on my lunch break! :cry:

    Be careful folks!

    Whew, just a burned arm. Burned pizza would be way more painful.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I was about to jump on you like a spider monkey for dissin my pizza!
  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    I was about to jump on you like a spider monkey for dissin my pizza!

    Omg clearly I didn't think this through! lol
  • PunkinSpice79
    PunkinSpice79 Posts: 309 Member
    That's why I get mine at my favorite pizzeria - no dangerous ovens for me to mess with, and a cold beer on standby in case of a burnt mouth from delicious, hot cheesy pizza! :drinker:

    LOL. Great idea! :love:
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I hear cauliflower crust is more flammable...
  • BL_Coleman
    BL_Coleman Posts: 324 Member
    and another excuse not to cook....oh darn... (what are husbands for :) )
  • smarionette
    smarionette Posts: 260 Member
    Great now I want pizza for dinner. Last time I had pizza before my long run I lost all ability to count and 10 miles turned into 13!

    Pizza is a gateway drug, lowering inhibitions all over the place.
  • Vivian06703188
    Vivian06703188 Posts: 310 Member
    Okay I want this recipe for cauliflower crust :) All this talk of pizza yum. Don't you go a burning my pizza now.
  • b_stroke
    b_stroke Posts: 14 Member
    Impossible! Pizza is a vegetable!
    (throw back to 2011)
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I've taken the skin off the roof of my mouth with hot pizza. :sad:

    Of course, it didn't slow me down, either.
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
    I recommend applying cold cheese to the wound.

    Now I want pizza. And I've got a nice Trader Joe's Spinach pizza hanging out in my freezer...
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I've taken the skin off the roof of my mouth with hot pizza. :sad:

    Of course, it didn't slow me down, either.

    Been there, done that
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I've taken the skin off the roof of my mouth with hot pizza. :sad:

    Of course, it didn't slow me down, either.

    been there done that ...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I am so ordering Pizza for tomorrow fantasy football draft...have not had any in forever....!
  • syedsaad
    syedsaad Posts: 156 Member
    Your post heading almost made me cry....I love pizza!!!

    same here i just had pizza for lunch and was thinking damn some serious stuff but now too late

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