Awkward Moments
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I have a colleague who is getting into Olympic lifting and was playing around with a piece of PVC pipe I keep at the office for stretching...she was practicing a snatch and it was off so I grabbed the pipe to show her where she was off.
I did the full movement and split the entire *kitten* out of my pants when I was in the overhead squat position. We were in the administrative common area of the office, so everyone in admin got a good show...
I had to go home for the day since I work about an hour commute from my office.0 -
@deannambarbour wrote: »I work as FSR for a Toxicology lab, so I sent out Fed-Ex shipments daily to the main lab for processing. You get to know your delivery/pick-up drivers pretty well day-by-day.
I was told my usual Monday man would be replaced as he was moving.
I was sad, but I got to wish him farewell and that was that.
Flash forward to the next week. I can regularly expect pick-up between 3:45-4:45. It was about 2:50 or so and I was fighting an upset tummy all day so I was staying in my office more often than not. One of the girls I work with had emailed me and asked me for a physical document so I stood and was bent over my desk hitting "print" when a booming female voice sounded behind me, "Hello there! They told me I could come on back!"-- Completely caught off guard, I shrieked and jumped, and machine-gun farted in the process. Loud. Think someone dropping a book in a silent library.
The shock from my own shriek set off a secondary after-shock fart as I swiveled to make eye contact.
Bless her, she didn't miss a beat... "Well, I'm excited to meet you too but you win."
I handed off the day's package, laughed, and ran.
Mor-ti-fied.
Greatness!0 -
TheGymGypsy wrote: »Everyone ready for some really embarrassing TMI?
After a 60 pound weight loss my boobs shrunk from a DD to a small B. Unfortunately, one of them shrunk A LOT more then the other, leaving me embarrassingly lopsided. Today at the gym while I was lifting weights my nips got a little hard, and a guy pointed out to me that one of my nipples was a lot lower then the other. Almost cried I was so humiliated... :indifferent:
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@deannambarbour wrote: »I work as FSR for a Toxicology lab, so I sent out Fed-Ex shipments daily to the main lab for processing. You get to know your delivery/pick-up drivers pretty well day-by-day.
I was told my usual Monday man would be replaced as he was moving.
I was sad, but I got to wish him farewell and that was that.
Flash forward to the next week. I can regularly expect pick-up between 3:45-4:45. It was about 2:50 or so and I was fighting an upset tummy all day so I was staying in my office more often than not. One of the girls I work with had emailed me and asked me for a physical document so I stood and was bent over my desk hitting "print" when a booming female voice sounded behind me, "Hello there! They told me I could come on back!"-- Completely caught off guard, I shrieked and jumped, and machine-gun farted in the process. Loud. Think someone dropping a book in a silent library.
The shock from my own shriek set off a secondary after-shock fart as I swiveled to make eye contact.
Bless her, she didn't miss a beat... "Well, I'm excited to meet you too but you win."
I handed off the day's package, laughed, and ran.
Mor-ti-fied.
Greatness!
My life.0
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