Question for the Klingons... NO HUMANS!

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    I find that by replacing the serpent worms with cauliflower soaked overnight in blood wine, the calories and nutritional value of Gagh remains constant regardless of how it's prepared.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    I prefer to eat older, human females.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    I prefer to eat older, human females.

    how YOU doin'?
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    what are the ideal macronutrient ratios for Klingons?

    80% protein, 20% screams of our enemies
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    I find that by replacing the serpent worms with cauliflower soaked overnight in blood wine, the calories and nutritional value of Gagh remains constant regardless of how it's prepared.

    maghwI'
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
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    I prefer to eat older, human females.


    "What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that."

    "Of course, but with the females available to me, sir - Earth females - I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir."

    "Worf, if anyone else had said that I'd suspect he was bragging."
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    Hab SoSlI' Quch
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Silly turtleheads, worms are for birds.
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Qagh DaSop? SuDal. NuqDaq yuch Dapol?
    :tongue:
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
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    Awful trolling. 0/10.
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Hab SoSlI' Quch
    :angry: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
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    Awful trolling. 0/10.


    tIvnISbe'

    Roughly translated from High Klingon to English as "Your enjoyment is not required"
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Silly turtleheads, worms are for birds.

    who are you calling turtlehead, human??!!

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    Qagh DaSop? SuDal. NuqDaq yuch Dapol?
    :tongue:

    In the freezer - because it melts when it's this hot.


    (The truly sad part of this, is that I knew what that meant.)
  • AnswerintheSky
    AnswerintheSky Posts: 91
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    Bon appetit...

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