A blooper from the past or present?

spookyface

I did an oral report on Napolean Bonaparte in the 5th grade and called him Neapolitan(like the ice cream). Asked my mom when seeing a pedestrian crosswalk sign,"how are you supposed to know if they're pedestrian or not", thinking it was a religion.

SuzySunshine99

I think I have shared this one before...

Early in my career, I was responsible for an electronic message advertising board located on a busy street.
It was old technology...I had to type the messages manually with no spell check.

The message was supposed to say "Take a Shot!"

Why, oh, why is the "I" right next to the "O" on a keyboard?

It was only out there about 30 minutes before I got a call. Luckily, it was before the days of camera phones, so there's no evidence out there.

spookyface

That's hilarious suzysunshin..!

Miss_Chiev0us_

I am not sure where to start. It seems like my whole life is a blooper.

s131951

I was teased for thinking humping was rubbing butts together. It seemed logical. I now know better, this week.

OpheliaCooter

Just last night at work I was walking around for who knows how long with my fly down.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Years ago I was taking some clients to look at a condo and I was wearing this little cute outfit that I loved but the skirt was a little bit too big on me so I rolled it at the waist to make it tighter. After walking through the parking lot, out of nowhere, my skirt dropped to my ankles 😨 needless to say I was mortified 😵
However.... I made the Sale! 😂

Siberian2590

I went through most of my life thinking facade was pronounced faa-kade.

Mangoperson88

Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »

I am not sure where to start. It seems like my whole life is a blooper.

Yeah this. This is totally the story of my life

Mangoperson88

In July 2006 there was a deluge in my city but the day had started out sunny and dry and I made the mistake of wearing a white capri with red underwear till date I don't wear light colored bottoms when it rains! So embarrassing

OpheliaCooter

^that story triggered a memory of every single time I wore this white dress to high school, it rained. Just walking around the busses draped in a wet tissue dress. 😳 I didn’t even realize that the outfit was a little see through anyway and recall seeing my green underwear in the bathroom mirror and being horrified. Kinda surprised I was never sent home for that one since they loved sending me home for short skirts. 🤷🏻‍♀️

ReenieHJ

Not sharing here thank you very much.