What ails you?

Zoomie402
Zoomie402 Posts: 263 Member
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At work we tend to refer to people by their ailments.

For example:
"We have a broken toe coming in"
"A Covid just called"
"Did you check in the pink eye"
"Sleepy chick is in room 5"

If we were to be referred to by your ailment today, what would it be?

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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,790 Member
    Bitchy chick comin' through!

    :)
  • MsDeeW
    MsDeeW Posts: 1 Member
    Bad guts/food allergy lady here...lol.
  • Zoomie402
    Zoomie402 Posts: 263 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    Bitchy chick comin' through!

    :)

    That's me everyday lately!
    MsDeeW wrote: »
    Bad guts/food allergy lady here...lol.

    We get a few of those in too! They get called anything from stomach pain to pooper dude/chick
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    “Slower than the seven-year itch” is inching this way.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    "Oh no, here comes 'The Rebuker' again" 🙄

    That's the Christian who refuses to believe any ailment, illness, tribulation or challenge can't be washed away by the blood of the Lamb and a closeted prayer or 12.

    While she limps, ahem... I limp from an achy knee 😬
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,790 Member
    This really shouldn't be a fun thread considering it's about people being sick but it really is!
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    HIPAA lawsuit on line 2
  • Zoomie402
    Zoomie402 Posts: 263 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    This really shouldn't be a fun thread considering it's about people being sick but it really is!

    Yeah, it struck me as funny since we can’t say names out loud. When someone told me gout was coming in, I just couldn’t stop giggling. I started to wonder what I might be referred to as.


    chuckle_bunny wrote: »
    HIPAA lawsuit on line 2

    The sad part is, there are some people out there that will actively try to trap people into a HIPAA lawsuit. It’s kind of scary actually.
  • Zoomie402
    Zoomie402 Posts: 263 Member
    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    “Slower than the seven-year itch” is inching this way.

    Aw man! We try to be really kind to the slow ones.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    edited June 2021
    Zoomie402 wrote: »
    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    “Slower than the seven-year itch” is inching this way.

    Aw man! We try to be really kind to the slow ones.

    Hurray! Thank you, But we really want cake!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Tennis elbow here

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