How would you kill the person above you?

whierd

Sabotage him with cake after 6pm. Bwaha...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fitpam90x

With kindness.

Maidofmer

with kindness
eta damn! a second late! well, cause of that, a shark

HeavierThan_Heaven

playing kid's bob songs in a car for hours.

fitpam90x

With metal (heh punny)

debbash68

Get the Spanish Inquisition

fitpam90x

^So violent lol

And in a mall where theres a 95% off everything sale (people go cray cray)

alliemarie77

Strangulation with a spaghetti noodle.

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Codename_Duchess

With a spork.

sky3z

rear naked choke

alliemarie77

Naked pounding

Jaystuddaz

Stun cold stunner from the top ropes

rich347

With a Vulcan Death Grip (or spirit bomb)

misti777

With kindness :laugh:

apedeb09

RaggedyPond

Stab you to death and play around with your blood.

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michael1976_ca

kindness

alliemarie77

Smothered in cheese puffs

rich347

In a twerking contest lol

herblackwings39

With the soft cushion and the comfy chair/

TheBaileyHunter

Duct taped to a sofa table, then pull out some old paper (it gives the nastiest papercuts) and start slicing, adding some lemon juice and then lye along the way.

Or... slow bloodletting as to not actually kill the intended victim, but collect a fair amount - then drown them in their own blood.



*I should probably now mention that I am a horror writer and publisher. I have read and written so many death scenes of varying levels of O.M.G. It must be noted that I would not actually do any of the above mentioned actions. But FICTIONAL characters in my stories have.*

RaggedyPond

In an abandoned park. If you are able to collect all the pieces of paper you will be allowed to live.

alliemarie77

Choke you with popcorn while making you watch bad low budget horror movies.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

with kindness

Adrianachiarato

Drowned in cotton candy

Nathaniel1990

Making you listen to Miley Cyrus on an endless loop until your brain explodes.

alliemarie77

Strangled with your own shirt.

ziggiezambi

With a spork! xD