Ever fart in the gym ?

rdh7760
rdh7760 Posts: 14 Member
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Accidentally ripped a huge one by the free weights today. Walked away unsuspecting….looked back and everyone was eyeballing each other….smooth criminal

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  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    I’ve NEVER farted in my life! 😤
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    BRUH

    rip *kitten* at the gym


    clear the squat rack
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    rdh7760 wrote: »
    Accidentally ripped a huge one by the free weights today. Walked away unsuspecting….looked back and everyone was eyeballing each other….smooth criminal

    Your farts bring all the boyz to the front yard....
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    This is my greatest fear.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    rdh7760 wrote: »
    Accidentally ripped a huge one by the free weights today. Walked away unsuspecting….looked back and everyone was eyeballing each other….smooth criminal

    If this was yesterday I'd say maybe that's why you had a few glances 😬
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    edited November 2021
    The benefits of a home gym... All the farty, none of the shame. 🤣
  • Lady_ov_leisure
    Lady_ov_leisure Posts: 99 Member
    🤣
    ..ahem moi fart? NEVER!! I have a glass erse it would shatter if I ever farted.. sticks nose up in the air turns and struts away*

    Ever let one slip silent but violent in an elevator full of people and act all innocent ? 😇
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Lady_ov_leisure wrote: »
    🤣
    ..ahem moi fart? NEVER!! I have a glass erse it would shatter if I ever farted.. sticks nose up in the air turns and struts away*

    Ever let one slip silent but violent in an elevator full of people and act all innocent ? 😇

    Those silent ones are the worst. I've had people whisper in their panties while being in a elevator or car. Not fun 😒
  • Mellouk89
    Mellouk89 Posts: 469 Member
    edited November 2021
    No but I once heard a woman fart while training, she laughed and said sorry. That's it.
  • rdh7760
    rdh7760 Posts: 14 Member
    Lady_ov_leisure wrote: »
    🤣
    ..ahem moi fart? NEVER!! I have a glass erse it would shatter if I ever farted.. sticks nose up in the air turns and struts away*

    Ever let one slip silent but violent in an elevator full of people and act all innocent ? 😇

    This made me laugh for sure 😁
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    All I do is fart
    (In the gyyyyyyymmmmmmm)

    Sing that to your favorite tune, and YOU’RE WELCOME
  • more_oomph
    more_oomph Posts: 112 Member
    my clench game is strong booboo
  • JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS
    JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS Posts: 93 Member
    Squats happen
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    1. I'm allergic to gyms.
    2. Everywhere else I can blame my dogs.
  • rdh7760
    rdh7760 Posts: 14 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    1. I'm allergic to gyms.
    2. Everywhere else I can blame my dogs.

    dogs…an easy scapegoat hah
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    I’ve NEVER farted in my life! 😤

    I can attest to this.
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
    Yup, & then I point to the cutie with the booty and say, “That one’s for you!”
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  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Crop Dusting
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Drop one and run out of the area before it hits the fan.. Crop dusting just got to say a prayer it doesn't turn into a shart
  • jruch23
    jruch23 Posts: 1,069 Member
    Lol yeah, it was when I had a personal trainer and I was going up in weight on the leg press machine. It was a lot of weight so I was straining and I guess had to fart too because as I was pushing up, a loud one let out. My trainer heard, but I don't think anyone else did. We both laughed it off haha

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