being a "mind ninja"
most of us work right?
I am not my own boss anymore
seriously tho, I cant help but snicker and laugh at ppl that are obviously out of control w/their position of authority
a manager tried to write me up for proposing him and I have a cook off in the kitchen.
My issue is Ive been cooking for 15 years, I don't need a manager coming in on my shift and cooking for me. I felt I had the right to tease him a little and I was laughing. Wow is he sensitive. I refused to sign his ridiculous right up and got sent home. LOL WHO GETS SENT HOME FROM WORK??
Anyway..as I laugh at this, I need a way to gracefully Mind Ninja this jerk and a few others I work with. Just until I find another job. Since you all are the most hilarious beasts Ive ever come across, Id like some ideas. Trust me I will find a way to use them.
I am not my own boss anymore
seriously tho, I cant help but snicker and laugh at ppl that are obviously out of control w/their position of authority
a manager tried to write me up for proposing him and I have a cook off in the kitchen.
My issue is Ive been cooking for 15 years, I don't need a manager coming in on my shift and cooking for me. I felt I had the right to tease him a little and I was laughing. Wow is he sensitive. I refused to sign his ridiculous right up and got sent home. LOL WHO GETS SENT HOME FROM WORK??
Anyway..as I laugh at this, I need a way to gracefully Mind Ninja this jerk and a few others I work with. Just until I find another job. Since you all are the most hilarious beasts Ive ever come across, Id like some ideas. Trust me I will find a way to use them.
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Wait, what do you mean mind ninja-ing? Like, sneaky getting back at them?0
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Make him cookies?
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We're "beasts"?
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lol at those gifs
yea that about sums up exactly how I feel when I have to listen to ppl at work try to be authoritative
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You should train a pony to bite off his penis, but the best way to humiliate him is to find his weaknesses.
You'll that his favorite band is Radiohead, have your co-workers see a video clip of them being interviewed, with the band members' audio poorly dubbed over by you, making them say how much they hate your manager. However, your manager will one-up you by showing a video of you doing your piggy song.
Everyone will laugh at your humiliation. Enraged, you write a letter to Radiohead to get them to visit your work, claiming that your manager is a victim of anal cancer. You will tell your co-workers your plan to get your manager's penis bitten off at a chili cook-off, which Radiohead would arrive at and see him crying, making them think lowly of him. Afterward, your co-workers will warn your manager. He tells his parents of a starving pony on an abandoned farm, which prompts his parents to go and save it that night. Also, in an attempt to publicly humiliate you again, your manager will cook a chili consisting of the pubic hairs of all the workers.
The next day at the chili cook-off, everyone will bring chili for the competition, as do you. After they sit down to eat, your manager eats some of your chili, while you lavishly scarfs down your managers, much to the silent enjoyment of the onlookers , who are in on your manager's prank. As you are finishing his chili, your manager prepares to tell you the secret ingredient, but you then indicate that you already knew, and the chili he is eating is not his, as he switched it with a co-worker's. You tell him that he told you co-workers about your plan because he knew they would betray you and warn him.
You then announces that his actual plan was to get Mr. Denkins, the farmer who owns the pony, to shoot and kill his parents for trespassing (saying that there were "pony killers" in the area). While Denkins was busy with the police, you then stole the corpses, chopped them up and place their body parts into the very chili hewas eating. He then finds his mother's finger in the bowl, and immediately vomits and starts crying. Your final stage of your plan occurs when the members of Radiohead come along and – unaware of what just happened to him – make fun of him for crying. Finally, you begin licking the "tears of unfathomable sadness" from his face, and your co-workers, horrified at the depths to which you went for revenge, agree to never piss you off again
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You should train a pony to bite off his penis, but the best way to humiliate him is to find his weaknesses.
You'll that his favorite band is Radiohead, have your co-workers see a video clip of them being interviewed, with the band members' audio poorly dubbed over by you, making them say how much they hate your manager. However, your manager will one-up you by showing a video of you doing your piggy song.
Everyone will laugh at your humiliation. Enraged, you write a letter to Radiohead to get them to visit your work, claiming that your manager is a victim of anal cancer. You will tell your co-workers your plan to get your manager's penis bitten off at a chili cook-off, which Radiohead would arrive at and see him crying, making them think lowly of him. Afterward, your co-workers will warn your manager. He tells his parents of a starving pony on an abandoned farm, which prompts his parents to go and save it that night. Also, in an attempt to publicly humiliate you again, your manager will cook a chili consisting of the pubic hairs of all the workers.
The next day at the chili cook-off, everyone will bring chili for the competition, as do you. After they sit down to eat, your manager eats some of your chili, while you lavishly scarfs down your managers, much to the silent enjoyment of the onlookers , who are in on your manager's prank. As you are finishing his chili, your manager prepares to tell you the secret ingredient, but you then indicate that you already knew, and the chili he is eating is not his, as he switched it with a co-worker's. You tell him that he told you co-workers about your plan because he knew they would betray you and warn him.
You then announces that his actual plan was to get Mr. Denkins, the farmer who owns the pony, to shoot and kill his parents for trespassing (saying that there were "pony killers" in the area). While Denkins was busy with the police, you then stole the corpses, chopped them up and place their body parts into the very chili hewas eating. He then finds his mother's finger in the bowl, and immediately vomits and starts crying. Your final stage of your plan occurs when the members of Radiohead come along and – unaware of what just happened to him – make fun of him for crying. Finally, you begin licking the "tears of unfathomable sadness" from his face, and your co-workers, horrified at the depths to which you went for revenge, agree to never piss you off again
Hope this helps!
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You should train a pony to bite off his penis, but the best way to humiliate him is to find his weaknesses.
You'll that his favorite band is Radiohead, have your co-workers see a video clip of them being interviewed, with the band members' audio poorly dubbed over by you, making them say how much they hate your manager. However, your manager will one-up you by showing a video of you doing your piggy song.
Everyone will laugh at your humiliation. Enraged, you write a letter to Radiohead to get them to visit your work, claiming that your manager is a victim of anal cancer. You will tell your co-workers your plan to get your manager's penis bitten off at a chili cook-off, which Radiohead would arrive at and see him crying, making them think lowly of him. Afterward, your co-workers will warn your manager. He tells his parents of a starving pony on an abandoned farm, which prompts his parents to go and save it that night. Also, in an attempt to publicly humiliate you again, your manager will cook a chili consisting of the pubic hairs of all the workers.
The next day at the chili cook-off, everyone will bring chili for the competition, as do you. After they sit down to eat, your manager eats some of your chili, while you lavishly scarfs down your managers, much to the silent enjoyment of the onlookers , who are in on your manager's prank. As you are finishing his chili, your manager prepares to tell you the secret ingredient, but you then indicate that you already knew, and the chili he is eating is not his, as he switched it with a co-worker's. You tell him that he told you co-workers about your plan because he knew they would betray you and warn him.
You then announces that his actual plan was to get Mr. Denkins, the farmer who owns the pony, to shoot and kill his parents for trespassing (saying that there were "pony killers" in the area). While Denkins was busy with the police, you then stole the corpses, chopped them up and place their body parts into the very chili hewas eating. He then finds his mother's finger in the bowl, and immediately vomits and starts crying. Your final stage of your plan occurs when the members of Radiohead come along and – unaware of what just happened to him – make fun of him for crying. Finally, you begin licking the "tears of unfathomable sadness" from his face, and your co-workers, horrified at the depths to which you went for revenge, agree to never piss you off again
Hope this helps!
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You're on this site, you got nothing better to do. Read it.0 -
Maybe you should just read this instead, OP.
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You should train a pony to bite off his penis, but the best way to humiliate him is to find his weaknesses.
You'll that his favorite band is Radiohead, have your co-workers see a video clip of them being interviewed, with the band members' audio poorly dubbed over by you, making them say how much they hate your manager. However, your manager will one-up you by showing a video of you doing your piggy song.
Everyone will laugh at your humiliation. Enraged, you write a letter to Radiohead to get them to visit your work, claiming that your manager is a victim of anal cancer. You will tell your co-workers your plan to get your manager's penis bitten off at a chili cook-off, which Radiohead would arrive at and see him crying, making them think lowly of him. Afterward, your co-workers will warn your manager. He tells his parents of a starving pony on an abandoned farm, which prompts his parents to go and save it that night. Also, in an attempt to publicly humiliate you again, your manager will cook a chili consisting of the pubic hairs of all the workers.
The next day at the chili cook-off, everyone will bring chili for the competition, as do you. After they sit down to eat, your manager eats some of your chili, while you lavishly scarfs down your managers, much to the silent enjoyment of the onlookers , who are in on your manager's prank. As you are finishing his chili, your manager prepares to tell you the secret ingredient, but you then indicate that you already knew, and the chili he is eating is not his, as he switched it with a co-worker's. You tell him that he told you co-workers about your plan because he knew they would betray you and warn him.
You then announces that his actual plan was to get Mr. Denkins, the farmer who owns the pony, to shoot and kill his parents for trespassing (saying that there were "pony killers" in the area). While Denkins was busy with the police, you then stole the corpses, chopped them up and place their body parts into the very chili hewas eating. He then finds his mother's finger in the bowl, and immediately vomits and starts crying. Your final stage of your plan occurs when the members of Radiohead come along and – unaware of what just happened to him – make fun of him for crying. Finally, you begin licking the "tears of unfathomable sadness" from his face, and your co-workers, horrified at the depths to which you went for revenge, agree to never piss you off again
Hope this helps!
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I cant breathe.....so much laughter from this.
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Or you could take the high road, do your job as required, and move on ASAP. You never know when someone you come in contact with 9be them a tard or friend) will come in handy down the road.0
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I would just suck up at that job but start looking for another job. Why work someplace that you hate? Life is too short! but in the meantime you need to make money and there is no reason to burn any bridges unless you have to. Is that the only place you can get to for work?0
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Practice passing your hand before his face in a slow arc while saying the words "these aren't the droids you're looking for."
Disclaimer: Do not attempt this on Canada Customs Agents. They seem to lack a sense of humor. Trust me.0 -
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I've got nothing. I don't understand exactly what you're asking...0
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most of us work right?
Anyway..as I laugh at this, I need a way to gracefully Mind Ninja this jerk and a few others I work with. Just until I find another job. Since you all are the most hilarious beasts Ive ever come across, Id like some ideas. Trust me I will find a way to use them.
Please to help you with your task. You can read the entire book for free here:
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/33740114/Ashida-Kim---Ninja-Mind-Control
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You can also place your fingers on his temple and whisper "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts."
Ymmv
Of course, it's awkward when it doesn't work which is why I recommend using The Force instead.0 -
most of us work right?
Anyway..as I laugh at this, I need a way to gracefully Mind Ninja this jerk and a few others I work with. Just until I find another job. Since you all are the most hilarious beasts Ive ever come across, Id like some ideas. Trust me I will find a way to use them.
Please to help you with your task. You can read the entire book for free here:
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/33740114/Ashida-Kim---Ninja-Mind-Control
Strange tattoo. Chin stud while nose stud areas are under-utilized. Silly expression. Bangs not symmetrical. And isn't blue a boy's color?
3 out of 10. Would not bang.0 -
most of us work right?
Anyway..as I laugh at this, I need a way to gracefully Mind Ninja this jerk and a few others I work with. Just until I find another job. Since you all are the most hilarious beasts Ive ever come across, Id like some ideas. Trust me I will find a way to use them.
Please to help you with your task. You can read the entire book for free here:
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/33740114/Ashida-Kim---Ninja-Mind-Control
Strange tattoo. Silly expression. Bangs not symmetrical.
3 out of 10. Would not bang.
I'm sure she will be heartbroken.0 -
most of us work right?
Anyway..as I laugh at this, I need a way to gracefully Mind Ninja this jerk and a few others I work with. Just until I find another job. Since you all are the most hilarious beasts Ive ever come across, Id like some ideas. Trust me I will find a way to use them.
Please to help you with your task. You can read the entire book for free here:
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/33740114/Ashida-Kim---Ninja-Mind-Control
Strange tattoo. Silly expression. Bangs not symmetrical.
3 out of 10. Would not bang.
I'm sure she will be heartbroken.
Some of these are just for me!0 -
You should train a pony to bite off his penis, but the best way to humiliate him is to find his weaknesses.
You'll that his favorite band is Radiohead, have your co-workers see a video clip of them being interviewed, with the band members' audio poorly dubbed over by you, making them say how much they hate your manager. However, your manager will one-up you by showing a video of you doing your piggy song.
Everyone will laugh at your humiliation. Enraged, you write a letter to Radiohead to get them to visit your work, claiming that your manager is a victim of anal cancer. You will tell your co-workers your plan to get your manager's penis bitten off at a chili cook-off, which Radiohead would arrive at and see him crying, making them think lowly of him. Afterward, your co-workers will warn your manager. He tells his parents of a starving pony on an abandoned farm, which prompts his parents to go and save it that night. Also, in an attempt to publicly humiliate you again, your manager will cook a chili consisting of the pubic hairs of all the workers.
The next day at the chili cook-off, everyone will bring chili for the competition, as do you. After they sit down to eat, your manager eats some of your chili, while you lavishly scarfs down your managers, much to the silent enjoyment of the onlookers , who are in on your manager's prank. As you are finishing his chili, your manager prepares to tell you the secret ingredient, but you then indicate that you already knew, and the chili he is eating is not his, as he switched it with a co-worker's. You tell him that he told you co-workers about your plan because he knew they would betray you and warn him.
You then announces that his actual plan was to get Mr. Denkins, the farmer who owns the pony, to shoot and kill his parents for trespassing (saying that there were "pony killers" in the area). While Denkins was busy with the police, you then stole the corpses, chopped them up and place their body parts into the very chili hewas eating. He then finds his mother's finger in the bowl, and immediately vomits and starts crying. Your final stage of your plan occurs when the members of Radiohead come along and – unaware of what just happened to him – make fun of him for crying. Finally, you begin licking the "tears of unfathomable sadness" from his face, and your co-workers, horrified at the depths to which you went for revenge, agree to never piss you off again
Hope this helps!
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Little crybaby!0
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