My husband is unsupportive

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  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    How about this one? This is a constant battle at my house....

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    You could install one of these...

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    I have to admit I've started putting the seat up when I'm done, because we have one of these:

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    ... and I hate sitting in a wet paw print. :grumble:
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    But what about the cap on the toothpaste?!? On or off?

    The cap?! On.

    ... but then I squeeze from the middle to get back at him for the toilet paper.

    We're very dysfunctional it seems.

    If you want to get back at him, squeeze from the front and push everything to the back.

    Or withhold sex. I like to keep it simple. :devil:

    Lysistrata works. Always has, always will.
  • mnxl
    mnxl Posts: 48 Member
    you could just flip it over to make yourself happy. after all you are just sitting there.
  • SkimFlatWhite68
    SkimFlatWhite68 Posts: 1,254 Member
    IMHO divorce is the only answer.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    you could just flip it over to make yourself happy. after all you are just sitting there.

    :indifferent:
  • james6998
    james6998 Posts: 743 Member
    He keeps putting the roll like this:

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    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    What should I do?
    Omg you have a toilet paper holder? So lucky.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Divorce him. Either over, or not on the rack. Period.

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  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I live alone and sometimes even I do it wrong..........

    can I divorce myself now???
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    you could just flip it over to make yourself happy. after all you are just sitting there.

    :indifferent:

    This is no time for logic. Can't you see this woman is hurting?
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    He keeps putting the roll like this:

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    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    What should I do?

    For someone with a cat, that is the standard toilet tissue roll position. It makes it harder for the cat to spool it out all over the floor. If you have no cat....couples therapy.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I say next time he does it leave a little menstrual blood on the toilet seat till he learns his lesson...that'll teach him
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    He keeps putting the roll like this:

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    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    What should I do?

    Sleep with his best friend. Do that special thing your hubby always begs you to do , but you won't. That will teach him.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Or withhold sex. I like to keep it simple. :devil:

    :huh:

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    I didn't say "abstain", I just said withhold. From him. :flowerforyou:

    ahaha of course chastity belt for him while he watches...brilliant!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    How about this one? This is a constant battle at my house....

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    Yes. When will you women learn to leave the seat up when you are done? When you leave it down, we are likely to pee on the seat.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Start grinding fine glass into his food, when his time comes whisper in his ear "Itold you not to pprocreate with me".
  • red_road
    red_road Posts: 761 Member
    thats how i do it
  • zagon_the_ultimate
    zagon_the_ultimate Posts: 115 Member
    He keeps putting the roll like this:

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    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    What should I do?

    i would ask how he gets it to levitate on that wall like that.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    Start grinding fine glass into his food, when his time comes whisper in his ear "Itold you not to pprocreate with me".

    :huh:
  • TakinSexyBack
    TakinSexyBack Posts: 300 Member
    That can be grounds for divorce I think!!! I HATE THAT!!! The ex-MIL used to do that and it made me NUTS!!!!
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    At least he puts it on the thing...mine will just sit it beside it or on top of it, or most of the time this ....

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  • Skrib69
    Skrib69 Posts: 687 Member
    Stand it on top of the cistern and take the holder off the wall. Then you are both wrong!

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