It Happened Again!!!

itsscottwilder
itsscottwilder Posts: 317
in Motivation and Support
Woke up, went potty and weighed myself and I'm up a few pounds from yesterday.

As soon as I got to work I had a major poop!!!

Seriously!?!?!?!?!?

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  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    omfg I'm not sure what I was expecting
  • itsscottwilder
    itsscottwilder Posts: 317
    Just a little serious levity to start off Friday ;)
  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
    wtf did I just read lol?
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
    wtf did I just read lol?

    lol
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
    hahahah
  • aarar
    aarar Posts: 684 Member
    Lmao
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    ROFL... in for the responses to this one :wink:
  • uneik3
    uneik3 Posts: 68 Member
    Hahaha... try having your coffee earlier :laugh:
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Ha!!
  • tidesong
    tidesong Posts: 451 Member
    Hahaha!!
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Happy Friday.
  • cmb67
    cmb67 Posts: 46 Member
    keep a scale at work for just such situations
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    Ha, you said potty. A man has to "go hose" until he becomes a dad. :smile:
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    hehe - you said potty - hehe

    Get up a little earlier, have some coffee and/or hot water (make tea, add lemon juice or just have plain) to help get things moving. Sometimes it helps to just sit on the toilet and let yourself relax. I usually bring my cell phone in with me and catch up on FB or play solitaire.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    you said "went potty." you clearly have a small child in your house ;)
  • kmorales_4
    kmorales_4 Posts: 208 Member
    You're hilarious.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    Happy Friday MFP!!!!!!!!!!!! Best post of the day so far :laugh:
  • ami5000psu
    ami5000psu Posts: 391 Member
    LOLOLOLOL
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I have a similar issue. I wake up. I try to poop, I can feel like i have to. Nothing. I dress, I run to the gym, and the second I walk through the doors. I am filled with a sense of urgency, and I drop a deuce first thing after I dress for my workout. I figured my bowels are well trained. I've even gone at the gym even when I have gone at home 15 minutes earlier.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Nuh-uh. Everyone knows that pretty young ladies do not poop or fart.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Nuh-uh. Everyone knows that pretty young ladies do not poop or fart.
    Whatever. I totally crop dusted my coworker this morning on my way to go poop :flowerforyou:
  • NonnyMary
    NonnyMary Posts: 982 Member
    hehe - you said potty - hehe

    Get up a little earlier, have some coffee and/or hot water (make tea, add lemon juice or just have plain) to help get things moving. Sometimes it helps to just sit on the toilet and let yourself relax. I usually bring my cell phone in with me and catch up on FB or play solitaire.

    heh, heh, Beavis :)

    just hope you dont turn the camera on while in the potty ;)
  • itsscottwilder
    itsscottwilder Posts: 317
    Ha, you said potty. A man has to "go hose" until he becomes a dad. :smile:

    +1
  • Zombella
    Zombella Posts: 491 Member
    Wake up, drink some boiled milk, and wait about 5 minutes.
  • egrusy
    egrusy Posts: 196 Member
    LOL!!! I tried to locate an old chestnut of a post about how you are supposed to lean forward on the potty in order to maximize your "results" but I couldn't find it. I thought the title included "doing it wrong" so I went on a search and the number of results with that search made my head swim, yeesh! :drinker:
  • rahdeyoung
    rahdeyoung Posts: 16 Member
    Omg you people crack me up!!

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