Someone really should do something about this kind of thing

rml_16
rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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I really need to vent.

So, I was eating my lunch today and I cannot even believe it. I mean really. The quality of the place I got my lunch used to be so good and it's going SO downhill. I think I might go post negative feedback about it over this. It's SO unfair that this kind of thing happens. I probably will also go there and yell at someone. The manager or some random person. I don't care who.

Anyway, I was sitting at my desk at work, minding my own business eating this salad and there was a HAIR in it. Yes, a hair.

I mean, some of you might say, "Well, RML, you made that salad with your own two hands and in your own kitchen from fresh ingredients and the hair looked a lot like it came off of your own head," but I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!

Something less than perfect happened to me and I WANT SYMPATHY!!!! Anyone refusing to give me sympathy is plain old rude and mean.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You mean, you don't want to hair it?

    See wut I did there?

    No sympathy for you. :P
  • channadugger
    channadugger Posts: 48
    Are you even serious?! I really hope not.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member

    No sympathy for you. :P

    You are summarily dismissed.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Are you even serious?! I really hope not.
    Hair in a salad is a serious issue.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    That is considered assault in many states. You need to go turn yourself in immediately before you do real harm to yourself.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I only eat hair if it fits in my macros.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Are you even serious?! I really hope not.

    Why respond if you have nothing constructive to say?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Are you even serious?! I really hope not.

    Why respond if you have nothing constructive to say?
    Iknowright?
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    You need the fiber. And the protein.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    you should really punish yourself. Now. Immediately. Spankings for you!
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    Sheee asked me why... Why Im a harry guy.... Im harry noon and nitey nite nite.... My hair is a fright...
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    Could someone please let us know how many grams of protein is in a strand of hair?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    you should really punish yourself. Now. Immediately. Spankings for you!
    How YOU doin'?
  • fullofquirks
    fullofquirks Posts: 182 Member
    I sure hope your kitchen isn't on Yelp!

    Also, you might wanna call in Gordon Ramsay, sounds like you may be slipping in to a Kitchen Nightmare.
  • emAZn
    emAZn Posts: 413 Member
    That's why I don't eat salad... and salad is gross.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    OMG. You know I wouldn't just yell at someone there, I might even ***** slap them...I mean come on...that is just unacceptable.

    :P
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Are you even serious?! I really hope not.
    Hair in a salad is a serious issue.

    now, what if it were a pie.....
  • stillnot2late
    stillnot2late Posts: 385 Member
    Quote from Homer Simpson: "UMMM...Hair."
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    OMG. You know I wouldn't just yell at someone there, I might even ***** slap them...I mean come on...that is just unacceptable.

    :P
    The only other person there is the BF. There are times he deserves it. I think I will take out my frustration on him. He'll understand.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    That's why I don't eat salad... and salad is gross.

    Prime example of food shaming. You don't need to like salad, but calling it gross is rude and uncalled for.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I eat my hair. Helps fill me up (much like diet coke) so that I don't eat too many of the calories.
  • jjinteso
    jjinteso Posts: 2,060 Member
    Could someone please let us know how many grams of protein is in a strand of hair?

    .072 g per strand according to the USDA
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Hardwood....BOOM

    problem solved.


    oh wait....on your head?
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    I know. I have had this happen before and EWWWW!!!!!

    OP...Sweetie, you have full sympathy from this gal here.

    Me, personally I would have taken said salad along with offending hair back and threw it over the counter at someone, then demanded a new salad at no charge. :drinker:
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member
    Are you even serious?! I really hope not.
    Hair in a salad is a serious issue.

    I agree, I'd fire the short order chef!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I say fire the chef, right after you flog them.

    I'm so sorry you had to go through this, I have a tiny violin playing a tiny sad song just for you, and a tiny tear in my eye.
  • dawn_h_d
    dawn_h_d Posts: 184 Member
    At first I was like WHAAT? (in a minion voice)

    Then I read the rest of the thread. Thanks for the Friday smiles, really need them today!!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    The real question should be, how much of the hair did you eat prior to noticing it?

    You might have some hanging dingleberries later on.

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