Funniest movie quotes

arathena720
arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
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I think, no, no I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life. In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, AND even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You know, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick

Cher, Witches of Eastwick

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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

    independance day..
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Well....










    ...bye.

    Tombstone
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Listen.... you smell that?

    Ghostbusters
  • AmyBecky74
    AmyBecky74 Posts: 437 Member
    Juuust a bit outside.....how are guys laying off pitches this close

    Major League
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

    A League of their Own
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "We need a bigger boat."
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    "Oh G-d no he is holding it sideways! Killshot! That's a killshot!"

    Date Night
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
    Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
    Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
    Rick: I was misinformed.
  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
    We will defeat evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

    Mystery Men
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "There's nothing wrong with you that can't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet."
    ... "Manhattan Murder Mystery"
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  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

    hangover
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    'Tis but a flesh wound!"
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    "How did you get the beans above the frank?"
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    You sold Petey to a blind kid?
    Dumb and Dumber
  • KxCoyote
    KxCoyote Posts: 122 Member
    "There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads they're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead! " - Jack Skellington
  • jlclabo
    jlclabo Posts: 588 Member
    feel that kick, hes gonna be a soccer player... he iissssssss.....
    billy madison
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. " The Hangover.
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. " The Hangover.

    copycat! :tongue:
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    Ha ha! That's what I get for not reading back on other posts!
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    Ha ha! That's what I get for not reading back on other posts!

    No problem! but that was a wicked funny line!
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    Would you say I had a plethora of piñatas?
    The Three Amigos

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