And the Answer [Only] Is...

frankwbrown

Wait, what's the question?
It doesn't matter. In fact, the idea of this discussion is you provide the answer, but only the answer.

You might be thinking the answer to what. That's a question I can't answer. There should be no questions at all in this discussion. So keep your questions to yourself, or better yet, ask them elsewhere (there might just already be a discussion for that).

But an answer can be about anything. In fact given todays climate, there is no requirement that the answer be true, or sensible, or even conceivable. Of course, it's possible that one might infer the question given an answer, just don't make the question explicit.

So, at the risk of this being the only answer posted to this discussion, I will offer this as the first (if not ultimate) answer:

42.

Corina1143

Fried chicken

sandewithane

Lumpy Gravy

frankwbrown

Hot Ratz!

Red, because when I was a child, I insisted on getting a pair of red pants after seeing some acrobats in a traveling carnival wearing red. When I wore the pants to school, other children laughed and made fun of my red pants. I'm over it now.

Hiawassee88

cmsienk

We seem like the kind of people who would do that

ElainaVonHausen

Quiet folks are the most observant.

SundryCoder

The first week of July

frankwbrown

Eeek! Summer solstice... I can feel the sunlight already starting to diminish! 😧

paperpudding

Or grow.

Southern hemisphere

frankwbrown

Something to look forward to

nossmf

When your GPS suggests an alternate route as "shorter" it may not mean shorter duration (as in arrive at your destination earlier in the day). It may be referring to shorter distance travelled. If you keep the same speed, shorter distance does equal faster arrival. But when the new route takes you off the interstate onto first state roads, then one-lane county roads, then literal dirt roads between farms, all with slower speed limits, the odds of arriving at your destination earlier begin to diminish. In fact, such an alternate route can increase a projected total drive-time from 22 hours to 24 hours, including driving at 3am through tiny towns not listed on the map, where gas stations and bathrooms are closed for the night, and tow trucks or ambulances would never be able to find you if you broke down or had an accident. Fortunately neither tragedy occurred, but my confidence in GPS "suggestions" is virtually non-existent at this point.

Corina1143

Sleep. Sweet, restful, glorious sleep.

nossmf

Ketchup is holy, mayo is evil. 'Nuff said.

SundryCoder

Yes you should.

nossmf

Because I said so.

frankwbrown

Do you like egg salad with ketchup? 😂

nossmf

I don't like egg salad, period.

sandewithane

It is solely down to what bread you use and what time of night it is.

Corina1143

As long as there's almond butter on that bread.

nossmf

Yes, dear.

EllenJill

42.

frankwbrown

186,000 miles per second

EllenJill

The square root of -1.

PaperDoll_

B and C

frankwbrown

🎶 Imagine all the people... 🎶

wam60

Bananas cannot swim.

nossmf

Definitely at 9. Ish. Maybe.

PaperDoll_

The sun'll come out tomorrow

EllenJill

Mostly cloudy.

wam60

Bora Bora