how many calories if i ate a tv?

gavindabestu
gavindabestu Posts: 4 Member
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50 in tv how many calories? im really hungry so hurry pls.
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Flat screen or…?
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 3,873 Member
    Doesn't really matter. Insoluble fiber just passes thru.
  • gavindabestu
    gavindabestu Posts: 4 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Flat screen or…?

    flat screen
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited December 2023
    gavindabestu wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Flat screen or…?

    flat screen

    I'm Redux, and welcome to Jack@ss.

    TLDR is that the poster above saying that you'll get zero calories is basically right. Almost all substances have potential energy, but your body can only process useful energy from food. The materials in a TV have staggeringly high levels of unusable calories.

    Disclaimer: Not a nutritionist. Don't eat a TV.

    Let's say it was a 25" flat screen TV. Now let's say the TV weighs about 7kg.

    Glass: 2.8kg. 56,000 total calories, 0 usable calories.
    Plastics: 2.1kg. 48,000 total calories. 0 usable calories.
    Metals: 0.7kg. 15,000 total calories. 0 usable calories.
    Electronics: 1.4kg. 28,000 total calories. 0 usable calories.

    Undesirable ingredients garnish your TV fine dining experience: Glass. Lead. Mercury. Beryllium. Also, as somebody who works in electronics, I can attest that many modern devices use capacitors that hold charge for days, even weeks after being turned off, these are super spicy and can give you a nasty shock or worse.

    So, in a nutshell. No calories of any use, a pain to log on MFP: just a sore belly, poisoning, death.
  • gavindabestu
    gavindabestu Posts: 4 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    gavindabestu wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Flat screen or…?

    flat screen

    I'm Redux, and welcome to Jack@ss.

    TLDR is that the poster above saying that you'll get zero calories is basically right. Almost all substances have potential energy, but your body can only process useful energy from food. The materials in a TV have staggeringly high levels of unusable calories.

    Disclaimer: Not a nutritionist. Don't eat a TV.

    Let's say it was a 25" flat screen TV. Now let's say the TV weighs about 7kg.

    Glass: 2.8kg. 56,000 total calories, 0 usable calories.
    Plastics: 2.1kg. 48,000 total calories. 0 usable calories.
    Metals: 0.7kg. 15,000 total calories. 0 usable calories.
    Electronics: 1.4kg. 28,000 total calories. 0 usable calories.

    Undesirable ingredients garnish your TV fine dining experience: Glass. Lead. Mercury. Beryllium. Also, as somebody who works in electronics, I can attest that many modern devices use capacitors that hold charge for days, even weeks after being turned off, these are super spicy and can give you a nasty shock or worse.

    So, in a nutshell. No calories of any use, a pain to log on MFP: just a sore belly, poisoning, death.

    thanks ill go eat one anyways (eating it rn)
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,602 Member
    Don't forget the remote. It will be useless without the TV.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,033 Member
    Hey now be careful because you could overdose on iron.

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