How to lose 100lbs in 30 minutes!

BrainyBurro

AmyP619

Brilliant!
I'm doin' it!

ostrichagain

LOL

Nope, I got mine for free.

silvergurl518

bahhaha.


you have so much free time on your hands!

BathtubBadger

Too complicated. Please post a MS Paint tutorial.

InForBacon

I prefer the breast milk cleanse myself.

Cliffslosinit

I can lose 1 lb in 5 minutes...be right back.

The_Enginerd

I prefer the breast milk cleanse myself.

If you drink your own breast milk, will that count since any toxins released are being put right back in?

odusgolp

This was featured on the last episode of Catfish.

LeviLeDoux

I was able to drop 150 lbs this week by breaking up with my bf. :laugh:

Some_Watery_Tart

Or you could light yourself on fire. Melt away that pesky fat...

InForBacon

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I prefer the breast milk cleanse myself.

If you drink your own breast milk, will that count since any toxins released are being put right back in?

The calories you burn producing breast milk cancels that out.

Ninkyou

So is there a shake I can drink to go with this plan? What about raspberry ketones?

RuleFive

vtmoon

I was able to drop 150 lbs this week by breaking up with my bf. :laugh:

TheBitSlinger

elenathegreat

Oh, these are soooo tasty! The chocolate ones are my favorite:)

coolraul07

How to get PhotoShop for free in 30 minutes (or so I've heard...)

Prettymisssparkles

taunto

Its funny because there have been threads on MFP where girls have posted photoshopped pics of themselves as "progress" pics.

BrainyBurro

Its funny because there have been threads on MFP where girls have posted photoshopped pics of themselves as "progress" pics.

it's a "kind" of progress.

JUDDDing

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Its funny because there have been threads on MFP where girls have posted photoshopped pics of themselves as "progress" pics.

it's a "kind" of progress.

Leave me alone! I just wanted to be pretty for once! :sad:

Debbie_Ferr

forget 30 minutes & complicated software.

Here's results in 5 MINUTES !! no software needed.
All you need is better posture, better lighting, and a kick-a*s attitude.

check out the Before and After pics :
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1084976-huge-progress-in-five-minutes?hl=5+minutes+before+&page=5#posts-16736629

SerenaFisher

i thought the answer was dump your very small GF