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  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    so what postions is open i need the work


    to say at a childs baptism
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
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    I hold this little *kitten* head under for 5 minutes right?

    Most inappropriate thing to say after your girlfriend/boyfriend walks in on you sleeping with someone else?
  • 1stday13
    1stday13 Posts: 433 Member
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    Oh **** it was dark, thought it was you !

    Most inappropriate song to play at wedding?
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    i thought it was you since you both have boobs and a vagina i swear i never even looked at her face


    to say while in court waiting for sentencing
    Oh **** it was dark, thought it was you !

    Most inappropriate song to play at wedding?

    Rodney Carrington - Dear Pen!s .
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    i thought it was you since you both have boobs and a vagina i swear i never even looked at her face


    to say while in court waiting for sentencing

    Will this take long? I need to take a dump!




    Most inappropriate thing to say to the cashier at the supermarket.
  • BigD06
    BigD06 Posts: 130 Member
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    Theyre hiring at Costco...

    Most inappropriate thing to say to a widow are her dead husbands funeral?
  • beckieboomoo
    beckieboomoo Posts: 590 Member
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    so shall we take this party to my room

    most inappropriate thing to say at a school?
  • wyoh26
    wyoh26 Posts: 4 Member
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    I bet this is the stiffest he's ever gotten for you!
    What shouldn't a college professor admit to their students?
  • I_Will_Be_The_Swan
    I_Will_Be_The_Swan Posts: 132
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    I can /totally/ see your bits from my desk. Niiiiice.

    Most inappropriate thing to say when you find a relative having sex?
  • Diggedydog
    Diggedydog Posts: 32
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    You are doing it wrong.


    Most inappropriate thing to say at a stag party?
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
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    Hey not bad uncle Jim I thought you were banging my Aunt

    Most inappropriate thing to say after someone looses a pet?
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
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    I can /totally/ see your bits from my desk. Niiiiice.

    Most inappropriate thing to say when you find a relative having sex?
    Can my pet goat and I join in?


    Most inappropriate thing to say on the Baltimore Ravens sideline right now.
  • Diggedydog
    Diggedydog Posts: 32
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    Most inappropriate song to play at a funeral?

    Bloom where you are planted!! (Actual hymn that my sister threatens my mother with)
  • ISPEAKWHALE2
    ISPEAKWHALE2 Posts: 36 Member
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    Most Inappropriate thing to say to Santa?

    Another one bites the dust
  • GypsyRoad2
    GypsyRoad2 Posts: 433 Member
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    Most Inappropriate thing to say to Santa?

    I've been a naughty girl this year...




    Most inappropriate thing to say to a newlywed couple....
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
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    " Genital warts ! "

    Most inappropriate thing to say your drill instructor.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    go hard or go home in your case go home :D

    most inappropriate thing to say after sex when HE thinks he was the bomb :D
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
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    *sigh* I guess it doesn't run in the family.

    MIT to say in the planned parenthood lobby.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    *sigh* I guess it doesn't run in the family.

    MIT to say in the planned parenthood lobby.

    i hate hanging my coat on a hook....do you have any metal coat hangers?

    most inappropriate thing to say to your dad when you walk in on him and your mom making a homemade sex tape
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    *kitten* sorry to hear about your mishap

    Most inappropriate time to have sex?

    in the middle of a funeral

    (I'm answering a few of these I'll ask a question in a minute)

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