Best Dad jokes

ThatClintGuy

Bring your worst, or best.
Here’s one to get things going…

I was walking down the street the other day and was hit by a violin, a trumpet and a flute.
I have reason to believe it was an orchestrated attack.😐

ThatClintGuy

One time I had to use my step ladder, which made me sad.
Because I never really knew my real ladder.

ThatClintGuy

A penguin walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and asks “Have you seen my brother in here?”
And the bartender says “I don’t know, what’s he look like?”