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Dunkirk
Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
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My son is a mechanic and his workshop services/repairs ambulances. The ambulance mechanic had collected an ambulance and was driving it to the workshop, when he had to stop at traffic lights. While waiting for the lights to change, the back door of the ambulance opened and a woman started climbing in. Shocked, he turned to his window, only to find a man with his face right up to the glass. The mechanic almost 'hits the brown note', thinking drug bust. Turns out, the woman climbing into the back of the ambulance was in labour and the man was her husband. I can imagine the woman's relief thinking 'I'm saved!', as she climbed in, then her disappointment, to find the driver a mechanic.

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  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    When I was 8 months pregnant with my second child I got the stomach flu. I sleep in my birthday suit and I woke in the middle of the night needing to puke and of course needing to pee (because I always needed to pee). I squatted in front of the toilet to puke and proceeded to pee all over the place every time I heaved. It went on for probably 5 minutes. Afterwards I got to mop the bathroom at 3 am and then take a shower.
  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
    When I was 8 months pregnant with my second child I got the stomach flu. I sleep in my birthday suit and I woke in the middle of the night needing to puke and of course needing to pee (because I always needed to pee). I squatted in front of the toilet to puke and proceeded to pee all over the place every time I heaved. It went on for probably 5 minutes. Afterwards I got to mop the bathroom at 3 am and then take a shower.
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    Been there, done that!]

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