Get the porn on MFP!

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  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    I'm quite pleased with the direction this thread has taken.
  • Wow, you guys all made me smile and blush today :blushing:

    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    "MFP's magestic mountains"

    "MFP's meat meter"

    "MFP's massive maneaters"

    I don't know, just some thoughts.
    My vision's wonky right now, and I read "make our own porn video" as in, we'd all be in one together....


    I'm in.

    If I can't star in the movie....I call camerman!

    Totally in Griff. Put down the camera.
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
    hah! never a dull moment around here, i could spend hours on these boards!
  • Addictive, right? Just like porn - wait... what??? Never mind.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Wow, you guys all made me smile and blush today :blushing:

    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    "MFP's magestic mountains"

    "MFP's meat meter"

    "MFP's massive maneaters"

    I don't know, just some thoughts.

    I can star in "MFP's Mini Members" and MFP's Minute Men!"
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    Thanks for the link, that was funny.

    As for the rest, been there, done that. My 20s were awesome.
  • crackur
    crackur Posts: 473 Member
    Porn is always the answer
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
    Wow, you guys all made me smile and blush today :blushing:

    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    "MFP's magestic mountains"

    "MFP's meat meter"

    "MFP's massive maneaters"

    I don't know, just some thoughts.
    My vision's wonky right now, and I read "make our own porn video" as in, we'd all be in one together....


    I'm in.

    If I can't star in the movie....I call camerman!

    Totally in Griff. Put down the camera.


    *drops camera, trips over nightstand and breaks rib*
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    MFP must be really "excited" today... there are quite a few porn threads. :laugh:
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Wow, you guys all made me smile and blush today :blushing:

    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    "MFP's magestic mountains"

    "MFP's meat meter"

    "MFP's massive maneaters"

    I don't know, just some thoughts.
    My vision's wonky right now, and I read "make our own porn video" as in, we'd all be in one together....


    I'm in.

    No, that vision was correct. :smooched:

    IN!!!!

    Oh I am so in on this :bigsmile:
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    I've come to clean ze pool.....
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
    I've come to clean ze pool.....


    Glad you're hear, I may have to tap out.....I'm getting old and my ribs hurt.
  • llbennett74
    llbennett74 Posts: 132 Member
    I jumped to conclusions when I first read the topic yesterday and didn't go any further. This is hysterical!!
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    I've come to clean ze pool.....


    Glad you're hear, I may have to tap out.....I'm getting old and my ribs hurt.


    Tag me in bro....I'm primed
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I read porn, and got insta wood.
  • Wow, you guys all made me smile and blush today :blushing:

    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    "MFP's magestic mountains"

    "MFP's meat meter"

    "MFP's massive maneaters"

    I don't know, just some thoughts.
    My vision's wonky right now, and I read "make our own porn video" as in, we'd all be in one together....


    I'm in.

    If I can't star in the movie....I call camerman!

    I call Fluffer.
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
    I've come to clean ze pool.....


    Glad you're hear, I may have to tap out.....I'm getting old and my ribs hurt.


    Tag me in bro....I'm primed

    *tags*
  • FrenchMob
    FrenchMob Posts: 1,167 Member
    that thread about the porn made me totally LAUGH. Her hubby is in trouble now.

    How do we know she's not just a hyprocrite and she's the one that searches for porn? Why always blame the guy?
  • that thread about the porn made me totally LAUGH. Her hubby is in trouble now.

    How do we know she's not just a hyprocrite and she's the one that searches for porn? Why always blame the guy?

    Says the chick with the big German Shepherd.

    Funny thing about that, a friend of mine was on an online dating site and was getting soooo much attention and coudn't figure out why. Turns out it was because she was using her Shepherd's picture as her profile and the guys thought she was doing the kink bigtime.

    LOL. She just loved that dog. Misses her now that she's passed on.

    Edited to say that you're not a chick, but it's hard to tell that from the pooch pic. Sorry.
  • I've come to clean ze pool.....


    Glad you're hear, I may have to tap out.....I'm getting old and my ribs hurt.


    Tag me in bro....I'm primed

    *tags*
    Quitter.
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    We had better not be talking about "shoe porn"or "hair porn". Pinterest pisses me off with that crap!!!!
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Wow, you guys all made me smile and blush today :blushing:

    I'm all for more porn on MFP. Or we can all just make our own porn videos titled"

    "MFP's magestic mountains"

    "MFP's meat meter"

    "MFP's massive maneaters"

    I don't know, just some thoughts.
    My vision's wonky right now, and I read "make our own porn video" as in, we'd all be in one together....


    I'm in.

    If I can't star in the movie....I call camerman!

    I call Fluffer.

    OMG! I am quietly trying to read this thread without laughing! Fluffer?!?!??? Failed miserably and literally LOL!!! :laugh:
  • RawIndian
    RawIndian Posts: 90 Member
    I don't see any ads on MFP or any website I visit. My browsing experience is very clean and stress free.

    Reason is because I have ad-block installed on my chrome browser. The same is available for firefox browser as well.

    Here is a link to the product - https://adblockplus.org/en

    If you are using Internet Explorer you can try http://simple-adblock.com/
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    The search engines are watching what you look for in the search areas. If you want porn, search for porn, the adds will pop up on here for you. If you have pill adds popping up, well...that's somehow what you have searched for or what they thought was the answer to your problem. LOL

    I have adds with girls wrestling around in green jello. Win Win
  • The search engines are watching what you look for in the search areas. If you want porn, search for porn, the adds will pop up on here for you. If you have pill adds popping up, well...that's somehow what you have searched for or what they thought was the answer to your problem. LOL

    I have adds with girls wrestling around in green jello. Win Win
    They blurred out my face, right? Or the jello at least covered it, right?
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    I've come to clean ze pool.....


    Glad you're hear, I may have to tap out.....I'm getting old and my ribs hurt.


    Tag me in bro....I'm primed

    *tags*
    Quitter.

    I won't just hit-it-and-quit-it :wink:
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    The search engines are watching what you look for in the search areas. If you want porn, search for porn, the adds will pop up on here for you. If you have pill adds popping up, well...that's somehow what you have searched for or what they thought was the answer to your problem. LOL

    I have adds with girls wrestling around in green jello. Win Win
    They blurred out my face, right? Or the jello at least covered it, right?

    No, and it was great too. You do very well topless. I mean, those little silver snaps really did not hold you back did they?
  • The search engines are watching what you look for in the search areas. If you want porn, search for porn, the adds will pop up on here for you. If you have pill adds popping up, well...that's somehow what you have searched for or what they thought was the answer to your problem. LOL

    I have adds with girls wrestling around in green jello. Win Win
    They blurred out my face, right? Or the jello at least covered it, right?

    No, and it was great too. You do very well topless. I mean, those little silver snaps really did not hold you back did they?
    I'm a go-getter, what can I say. AND I love lime jello...I mean, who wouldn't want to wrestle and lick all that up all day? Next time I will make sure to wear a mask tho to mantain a little mystery.
  • AmyDawn... I like the way you think, girl! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: