Why?....Just why??!!

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Julettashane
Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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my mom sent me this picture. she found it in the store

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  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
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    I prefer my **** spotless
  • scot30316
    scot30316 Posts: 169 Member
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    I can't see anything in your post (my work blocks a lot of things) so I will give my stock answer whenever anyone asks WHY?

    Because you touch yourself at night
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    it is heinz brand and it is a british sponge cake but the name is Spotted ****
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Because dogs are called "****s" in the UK and it's also a reference to Dalmatians.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    I can't see anything in your post (my work blocks a lot of things) so I will give my stock answer whenever anyone asks WHY?

    Because you touch yourself at night

    Your answer fits LOL if touched by the wrong thing\person it could very well be spotted!!
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    they have the weirdest names for stuff
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    My friend actually bought me a can of that for Christmas one year.
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    is it good?
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    It's yummy with Bird's custard (another UK product) over the top of it :tongue:
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    what is birds custard?
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    It's like hot vanilla pudding but better
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    oohhh that is what i was guessing
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    i wish there was a hidden camera on that shelf. im here in the south of USA and i could only imagine what extreme rednecks do when they notice it.
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
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    I have a can of that in my pantry right now. My British husband loves it.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    i wish there was a hidden camera on that shelf. im here in the south of USA and i could only imagine what extreme rednecks do when they notice it.

    LOL! Right?! Many UK products as well as language/customs were quite an eye opener for this American girl! lol
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
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    i know it.....my husband is in the army and one of the guys in his unit he is from there and it cracks me up when he talks the words he uses interest me
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    My cousin gave cans of that out for Christmas a couple years ago as a gag-gift! We have a sick family, each one of us has it prominently displayed some place in our homes :laugh: :laugh:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    It's like hot vanilla pudding but better

    Yeah I like my spotted d*ck with hot cream running down it.
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    edit to add: I''ll just wait for the PMs. lol
  • nino07110922
    nino07110922 Posts: 2,149
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    Wow... this was an awkward thread to stumble upon. LOL
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    LOL @Nino :laugh:

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