We trashed the sodas chips cookies continued

Lichent

We want to thank all you wonderful people for your support for our decision to detox and cleanse our cupboards of the junk food. My buddy is a ex smoker and understands full well that moderation does not apply when one is giving up a bad habit.

We have learned some new tools for dealing with the junk food. That is when someone is offering junk food to usi or we are encountering it when shopping for groceries.

The Tool is called Reframing. Looking at the old with a new set of eyes. We have been taught to think of a phrase and a tune to sing when encountering the enemy, the junk food.
So here goes.

This one is my buddy's , it is from that old Frank Zappa song Don't eat the yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"

the he has modified it for sodas
We all know where the huskie go and we won't drink that yellow snow
We all know what the huskies do and we don't eat that chocolate poo

Now my tune is from that old song Panama Red by New Riders of the Purple Sage you can find it on You Tube
I have a number of lyrics I sing to myself using that tune when I grocery shopping . I will share one with you.

Here goes!
Polar Bear Whiz Polar Bear Whiz
that canned Fizz is Polar Whiz I
I don't miss Polar Piss
Polar Wee Polar Wee
that canned soda is Polar Bear Pee

Some of the customers broke out laughing the other day I was sing my way past the junk food aisles.
We are having so much fun with our new lifestyle changes , our trainer, our support system and we wish the same to you.

whierd

Troll.

Cranquistador

*eyeroll*

4homer

Troll.

Sir, I believe you are correct that the OP is a troll. I tip my hat to you.

HacheraTsarine

*feed*



what? I'm procrastinating on studying. don't judge me.

jofjltncb6

Nope...

...I do not miss the MFP forums.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Nope...

...I do not miss the MFP forums.

And yet . . . :flowerforyou:

Achrya

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Nope...

...I do not miss the MFP forums.

You are missed in the forums :sad:

PikaKnight

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Are they better than these?

BattleTaxi

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

WHAT?!?!?!?!!!! .... I may need to go by there tomorrow and investigate this cookie matter...

Achrya

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Are they better than these?

No clue. I shall have to try them and see. For science.

Cranquistador

0/10

Come on, you're not even trying now.

can we negative rate?

Phoenix_Warrior

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Are they better than these?

Oh. My. Glob.

I must have...

I_Will_End_You

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Are they better than these?

jayliospecky

jayliospecky

However, I am in for trying the cookies.

magerum

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Are they better than these?

In their own way, they're more like oreos as in pumpkin cookies with cheesecake creme in the middle.

Minnie2361

I have a good one The Camirillo Brillo by Zappa.

When I think of the product flashers and what one could turn easily turn into by trying to moderate junk food I will think of the Camrillo Brillo , I don't even have to rework it.

She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo

She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)

And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)

And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

(is that a real poncho...i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm...no foolin ...)

Achrya

I...I don't even know what to think.


So instead something useful: Target has pumpkin cheesecake cookies and if you have the cartwheels app there's a 5% off archer farms cookies coupon.

Are they better than these?

In their own way, they're more like oreos as in pumpkin cookies with cheesecake creme in the middle.

My target ended up not having the sandwich cream ones (Sigh) so I got the Peppridge farm Pumpkin Cheesecake and Carrot Cake. Pumpkin was A+, waiting til after dinner for the Carrot Cake but I've yet to have anything carrot cake flavored i didn't enjoy so I'm sure I'll be happy.