Do I lose my man card if I go to a Taylor Swift concert?

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  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    If you have to ask, you never had it.


    The idea of man card is the dumbest chit ever.

    How the hell did your anterior deltoids get so big?

    lol thanks dude!

    face pulls and genetics
  • wolfgate
    wolfgate Posts: 321 Member
    Got it.

    I can keep the card as long as

    1) I don't sing along (noticeably).

    2) I don't buy a t-shirt or a poster

    3) I don't tell all my friends about it at work.


    But I'll never be able to get deltoids like jdm_taco if I go.

    I think I can handle that trade-off.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I once went to an Nsync concert with my girlfriends when I was 23, and I lied and told people I was there with my little sister, who must be around somewhere. I am an only child. :)
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    That's cool by me...
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    What about if I'm taking my 14 year old daughter, do I then get to keep it?

    If so, but I enjoy the concert, do I have to give it back again?


    With the concert this Friday, I'm really concerned I'm going to be emasculated for the weekend. And I had such big plans with the wife. Oh, the troubles of a first world middle aged man...

    Carry on.
    This concerns me somewhat but I'm willing to let it go this time.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    If the only reason you are going is to supervise and escort your daughter, you're good to go; you're just being a good daddy. If you enjoy yourself and Taylor Swift music...then, yes, you must return your man card. I'm sorry but that violates the man card rules--especially if you're carrying a murse.
  • wild_wild_life
    wild_wild_life Posts: 1,334 Member
    You are definitely a good dad and do not lose your man card; that said, could you do a better job of teaching your daughter what good music is? :laugh:

    LOL, I second this. My dad introduced me to lot of great music I still listen to -- Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, David Bowie. I'm glad he rescued me from my Echo and the Bunnymen phase...
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  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    If you have to ask, you never had it.


    The idea of man card is the dumbest chit ever.

    How the hell did your anterior deltoids get so big?

    Actually, JDM_taco I want to know that too! Nice arms! :drinker:
  • Firemansam79
    Firemansam79 Posts: 416 Member
    Dad card trumps man card 1000%

    I happy to say I play with my little ponys and dollys with my little girl. I would do it in front of my buddies too. Its part of being a dad and I love it.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    weee are never ever ever getting back together....
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    What about if I'm taking my 14 year old daughter, do I then get to keep it?

    If so, but I enjoy the concert, do I have to give it back again?

    I think she is hot in a year old filly mixed with golden retriever kind of way.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    weee are never ever ever getting back together....

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    I wish my dad would've taken me to concerts.
  • rikwaynik
    rikwaynik Posts: 724 Member
    Yes. Leave it by the door. JK :)
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    You may lose your man card, but you get to keep your dad card, and that's more important. Good job!
  • ron2e
    ron2e Posts: 606
    I think taking your daughter is just a despicable excuse so you can go and think lecherous thoughts about TS without being seen as a pervert, so no, you don't lose your man card, in fact you get a man medal for being inventive and making women go "Ah, what a good Dad he is" :laugh: I wish I had an 18 year old daughter................... but I have to put up with watching young ladies like TS on TV whilst making disparaging comments like "Look at that, what is modern music coming to..." or "What on earth is she wearing, totally disgusting, you can see right up her....." to throw people off the scent. :blushing:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    weee are never ever ever getting back together....

    I has a sad. :cry:
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    it is gone just for asking
  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
    Trade in the man card for a "real man" card. It's for your little girl. Dude, it's all good.

    I raised three girls. I've been to concerts so "sweet" I got cavities just buying the tickets. But, I wouldn't have given up the experience for anything.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I think they double your man points and send you a 6-pack of beer and some beef jerky.

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