funny/ disgusting food stories

sunman00

soon after I started work when I was about 20 a group of people took me out & introduced me to Indian food, I ate some sort of chicken curry.
on the train to work the following morning I smelled the strong aroma of curry and assumed that I was sweating it through the pores of my skin as a natural after effect of having eaten all the spicy food.
on the next morning I could still smell the curry! & was embarrassed on the train as I thought I was inflicting my smell on all the other passengers.
on the NEXT morning I could STILL smell the curry and was becoming quite self conscious about it; at lunchtime in the pub I asked a couple of friends if I smelled bad but they assured me I didn't which was a little bit of relief.
on the fourth morning I could STILL smell it! I got to work and during the morning I snuffled and suddenly let out a pretty big sneeze; and into the tissue came a large piece of chicken!
during the night of the curry a chunk of chicken had somehow got into my sinuses and had taken 4 days to work itself up to my nose to be expelled!!
Yuk.

anyone got a yukky food story?