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The Smartest Person On MFP!

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    ...a photon and a neutrino walk into a bar at CERN on Halloween 2011. after 59ns, the neutrino says "hey, why is it so dark in here?". the photon responds, "experimental error".

    :laugh:

    The bartender says, "HEY! We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here." A neutrino walks into a bar.
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
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    ...a photon and a neutrino walk into a bar at CERN on Halloween 2011. after 59ns, the neutrino says "hey, why is it so dark in here?". the photon responds, "experimental error".

    :laugh:

    The bartender says, "HEY! We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here." A neutrino walks into a bar.

    Oh, I got this! A neutrino walks in to a bar and the bartender says "I'm not going to serve you, there's no way to charge you". Did I win?
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
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    So a 20Hz sine wave walks into a bar.

    The barman asks "Why the long phase?"
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    a physicist walks into 750.06 Torr....

    ETA: in the lead again. of course. :wink:
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
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    So a 20Hz sine wave walks into a bar.

    The barman asks "Why the long phase?"

    Nice!
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    ^ not for long :)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Pfft.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Pfft.

    Yes? Is there a problem?!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Pfft.

    Yes? Is there a problem?!

    Only for you, m'dear.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Pfft.

    Yes? Is there a problem?!

    Only for you, m'dear.

    I'm not seeing a problem now :)
  • Tropicalfirestorm
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  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
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    Damn, can't post it.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    *peeps in*
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I'm a nurse. That means I'm smart, right??

    I know some pretty stupid RNs.

    Me too. It's scary...I'm not stupid though, I promise :)

    What kind of RNing do you do?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    O_o
  • stacetherainbow
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