Zombie Invasion!

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  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    A bottle of water... How many zombies are we talking?

    Before or after they turn you into one of them?
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    A stapler damn it!!! lol but I do keep a knife in my bra haha!!!

    !!! I keep a knife in my bra too!
  • NyxNine
    NyxNine Posts: 67 Member
    I have a pencil sharpener and about 15 pencils, maybe a week?
  • FedoraNinja
    FedoraNinja Posts: 45
    A water glass, without about 2 ounces of water left in it.

    Haha! Take insufficient hydration, zombie scum!
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    A stapler damn it!!! lol but I do keep a knife in my bra haha!!!

    !!! I keep a knife in my bra too!

    haha glad I'm not the only one!!!
  • iamwilso
    iamwilso Posts: 1,955 Member
    Unlucky i got a pillow
  • imakeyoukneel
    imakeyoukneel Posts: 278 Member
    I got a frying pan woot
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    My iPhone. Hmmm. Maybe I can distract them with Angry Birds while I get away.
  • zagon_the_ultimate
    zagon_the_ultimate Posts: 115 Member
    Urban+Taggers-Nerf+Centurion.PNG

    NERF!!!
  • tlou5
    tlou5 Posts: 497 Member
    I'm hoping they are in the mood for a good cup of coffee :noway:
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    My BlackBerry PlayBook... unhelpful. and a Mosquito net, I wonder whether that will keep zombies away like it does mosquitoes. It works on spiders, so why not?!
  • stacyhaddenham
    stacyhaddenham Posts: 211 Member
    A water bottle and some swim goggles. lol I would say not long, but to my left and right in front of the door is my wife. Sorry honey, but I know you would sacrifice yourself so I can get away.
  • pennelope515
    pennelope515 Posts: 369
    A trash can. I'm the first one dead.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    If my daughter had not laid her teddy bear on the table, I would at least have a steak knife!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Toolkit...screw 'em to death!
  • dwoodmanjr
    dwoodmanjr Posts: 89 Member
    A stack of IRS forms I have to sign. I guess they'll be killed by beaucratic red-tape
  • Katrina_vw91
    Katrina_vw91 Posts: 232 Member
    My smart phone ....is there an app for that?

    Haha.
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    A pair of scissors... used as a knife I could maybe make it.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    My smart phone ....is there an app for that?

    Haha.
    Zombies, Run!...You will survive.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    MFP forum threads and comments are evidence of your best weapon. No matter how much the zombies eat they are certain to starve to death . . .
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    My husband is to my right....so I guess he's dealing with them :-)
  • booksgiver
    booksgiver Posts: 147 Member
    My whole family LOVES the Walking Dead and I call it Zombie Shakespeare because it's so well written. Unfortunately if there is an attack this morning my granola bar will have to suffice.
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    A pillow. Makes a superb shield from Zombie bites/ of good use while hiding under my rock.

    Light weight when running for my life.
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    Let's see...ipod, measuring cup, hairbrush, pencil, spoon, royal manual typewriter... Where's MacGyver when I need him?!

    "Richard Dean Anderson, there's a bunch of zombies that want our brains! We're out numbered and out gunned!"

    "Ya think?"
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    A half can of diet mountain dew... :/ Yeah, I'm dead, or undead.

    Same, but I'm not dead because the caffeine will give me enough energy to outrun the zombies.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    A small mostly eaten bag of almonds. I'm effed.

    ETA: isn't arsenic a derivative of almonds? If only they weren't already dead...
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Monster-sized, outdated dictionary (use it as a mouse pad) and computer mouse. I can either booby trap the house to give them excessive paper cuts, or I can heave it at them. Given my aim, I am hooped.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    A cheesy paperback romance novel..

    I is screwed!
  • TheLung
    TheLung Posts: 58
    To the right of me I have:

    A cheap Harbour Freight machete I use around the yard
    Kukri machete I like this style of blade
    8-9" buck knife I got from Goodwill for like $5
    4" Sikh Kirpan My wife is a Sikh and it was a gift from her last trip to India
    12" Kukri knife also a gift from the wife last trip to India

    Not to mention my 4.75" knife I carry in my pocket. there are reasons I carry this and it has to do with past health problems.

    I am not big on knives but I do love the Kurki a lot.
    My Kurkis
    http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/rabbidvwrabbit/DSCN2826_zps2630404e.jpg
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
    Ole knife to the eye!

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