"My Humps"

ScottyNoHotty

We can keep on datin'

ScottyNoHotty

I keep on demonstrating.

ScottyNoHotty

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)

ScottyNoHotty

You love my lady lumps (love),

ScottyNoHotty

My hump, my hump, my hump (love),

ScottyNoHotty

My humps they got you,

odusgolp

GET A JOB!!!!!

InForBacon

Copy cat

InForBacon

Here, just to help you out

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that *kitten*?
All that *kitten* inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that *kitten*?
All that *kitten* inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'ma hump YOU!

UsedToBeHusky

Lemme tell ya

I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see ya girls looking at my junk
Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front

All. the. ladies. checking. out. my sugalumps
They drive the ladies crazay.

All these *****es checking out my britches
put em' in a trance, when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hungary
They're over the moon when I don pontaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
to steel a feel of my family jewlery

My candy balls cause a cafuffle
The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the party prince
You get two complimentary after dinner mints

Girls surroundin' me when I'm standin' on the stoop
Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
book tokens, free chicken soup,
Standin' on the corner going

We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks
We see ya girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see ya girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our junk, then back to our sugalumps

Sitting in my store, doin' my thing
when a guy walks in with his **** in a sling,
I'm like "holy ****, what happened to you?"
He said "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said "Ten bucks." he said "No way!"
"Ten bucks and a frisbee?" he says "O.K"
So I took his sugalumps and put em' up in a display,
and sold then as hacky sacks later that day.

All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps
sweet sugalumps yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
sweet sugalumps yeah
[ice cubes falling into a glass]

Contrarian

That song makes me pray for deafness.

Sovictorrious

I feel somewhat responsible for this.

Blacklance36

Narcissist!

He does have nice lady lumps though.

FizikallyFit

Lemme tell ya

I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see ya girls looking at my junk
Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front

All. the. ladies. checking. out. my sugalumps
They drive the ladies crazay.

All these *****es checking out my britches
put em' in a trance, when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hungary
They're over the moon when I don pontaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
to steel a feel of my family jewlery

My candy balls cause a cafuffle
The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the party prince
You get two complimentary after dinner mints

Girls surroundin' me when I'm standin' on the stoop
Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
book tokens, free chicken soup,
Standin' on the corner going

We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks
We see ya girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see ya girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our junk, then back to our sugalumps

Sitting in my store, doin' my thing
when a guy walks in with his **** in a sling,
I'm like "holy ****, what happened to you?"
He said "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said "Ten bucks." he said "No way!"
"Ten bucks and a frisbee?" he says "O.K"
So I took his sugalumps and put em' up in a display,
and sold then as hacky sacks later that day.

All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps
sweet sugalumps yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
sweet sugalumps yeah
[ice cubes falling into a glass]

THIS ^ for the win. Cuz anyone who like flight of the chonchords is ok by me :drinker: :drinker:

wolverine66

is this a post padding thread?

zombilishious

my lovely lady lumps... ;-)

wolverine66

this thread seems worthless without pics of lady lumps...or humps, for that matter

pawnstarNate

iamanadult

this thread seems worthless without pics of lady lumps...or humps, for that matter