"My Humps"

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Lemme tell ya

    I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
    I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
    I see ya girls looking at my junk
    Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps

    When I shake it, I shake it all up
    You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
    It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
    They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front

    All. the. ladies. checking. out. my sugalumps
    They drive the ladies crazay.

    All these *****es checking out my britches
    put em' in a trance, when I wear track pants
    My dungarees make them hungary
    They're over the moon when I don pontaloons

    My sugalumps are two of a kind
    Sweet and white and highly refined
    Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
    to steel a feel of my family jewlery

    My candy balls cause a cafuffle
    The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
    If you party with the party prince
    You get two complimentary after dinner mints

    Girls surroundin' me when I'm standin' on the stoop
    Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
    book tokens, free chicken soup,
    Standin' on the corner going

    We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks
    We see ya girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
    We see ya girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our junk, then back to our sugalumps

    Sitting in my store, doin' my thing
    when a guy walks in with his **** in a sling,
    I'm like "holy ****, what happened to you?"
    He said "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
    I said "Ten bucks." he said "No way!"
    "Ten bucks and a frisbee?" he says "O.K"
    So I took his sugalumps and put em' up in a display,
    and sold then as hacky sacks later that day.

    All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps
    sweet sugalumps yeah
    All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
    sweet sugalumps yeah
    [ice cubes falling into a glass]
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    That song makes me pray for deafness.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I feel somewhat responsible for this.
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    Narcissist!

    He does have nice lady lumps though.
  • FizikallyFit
    FizikallyFit Posts: 180 Member
    Lemme tell ya

    I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
    I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
    I see ya girls looking at my junk
    Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps

    When I shake it, I shake it all up
    You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
    It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
    They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front

    All. the. ladies. checking. out. my sugalumps
    They drive the ladies crazay.

    All these *****es checking out my britches
    put em' in a trance, when I wear track pants
    My dungarees make them hungary
    They're over the moon when I don pontaloons

    My sugalumps are two of a kind
    Sweet and white and highly refined
    Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
    to steel a feel of my family jewlery

    My candy balls cause a cafuffle
    The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
    If you party with the party prince
    You get two complimentary after dinner mints

    Girls surroundin' me when I'm standin' on the stoop
    Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
    book tokens, free chicken soup,
    Standin' on the corner going

    We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks
    We see ya girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
    We see ya girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our junk, then back to our sugalumps

    Sitting in my store, doin' my thing
    when a guy walks in with his **** in a sling,
    I'm like "holy ****, what happened to you?"
    He said "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
    I said "Ten bucks." he said "No way!"
    "Ten bucks and a frisbee?" he says "O.K"
    So I took his sugalumps and put em' up in a display,
    and sold then as hacky sacks later that day.

    All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps
    sweet sugalumps yeah
    All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
    sweet sugalumps yeah
    [ice cubes falling into a glass]

    THIS ^ for the win. Cuz anyone who like flight of the chonchords is ok by me :drinker: :heart: :drinker:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    is this a post padding thread?
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    my lovely lady lumps... ;-)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    this thread seems worthless without pics of lady lumps...or humps, for that matter
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    1275505552_drunk-guy-vs-pole.gif
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    this thread seems worthless without pics of lady lumps...or humps, for that matter

    pic-dump-100-98.jpg

    10-awkward-boobs-at-the-back.jpg?w=455
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    Stop. Please stop.
  • gsnobel
    gsnobel Posts: 49 Member
    I thought tomorrow was Huuuuump Daaaaay!!!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    someone has too much time on their hands :huh:

    That's what I was thinkin'
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  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    this thread seems worthless without pics of lady lumps...or humps, for that matter

    pic-dump-100-98.jpg

    10-awkward-boobs-at-the-back.jpg?w=455


    Whyyyyyy???? Now I'm crying...
  • alisha_1983
    alisha_1983 Posts: 507 Member
    this thread seems worthless without pics of lady lumps...or humps, for that matter

    pic-dump-100-98.jpg

    10-awkward-boobs-at-the-back.jpg?w=455

    Wrong...this is just Wrong!!!
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  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    Lemme tell ya

    I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
    I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
    I see ya girls looking at my junk
    Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps

    When I shake it, I shake it all up
    You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
    It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
    They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front

    All. the. ladies. checking. out. my sugalumps
    They drive the ladies crazay.

    All these *****es checking out my britches
    put em' in a trance, when I wear track pants
    My dungarees make them hungary
    They're over the moon when I don pontaloons

    My sugalumps are two of a kind
    Sweet and white and highly refined
    Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
    to steel a feel of my family jewlery

    My candy balls cause a cafuffle
    The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
    If you party with the party prince
    You get two complimentary after dinner mints

    Girls surroundin' me when I'm standin' on the stoop
    Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
    book tokens, free chicken soup,
    Standin' on the corner going

    We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks
    We see ya girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
    We see ya girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our junk, then back to our sugalumps

    Sitting in my store, doin' my thing
    when a guy walks in with his **** in a sling,
    I'm like "holy ****, what happened to you?"
    He said "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
    I said "Ten bucks." he said "No way!"
    "Ten bucks and a frisbee?" he says "O.K"
    So I took his sugalumps and put em' up in a display,
    and sold then as hacky sacks later that day.

    All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps
    sweet sugalumps yeah
    All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
    sweet sugalumps yeah
    [ice cubes falling into a glass]

    Omg I have to go listen to that again now

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