Are you a brunette?

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  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I was once a brunette, a PERFECT brunette, with long straight locks whose heritage is especially Caucasian, due to my heritage of roots in Ireland, England, and that damn Finlander ...........who, although was blondish, did not influence my fine, white, brunette heritage.

    Although my once awesome brunette plumage has grayed due to my mature and masterful status, I will always and ever be a true brunette.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I was, now I am blonde.
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    I was once a brunette, a PERFECT brunette, with long straight locks whose heritage is especially Caucasian, due to my heritage of roots in Ireland, England, and that damn Finlander ...........who, although was blondish, did not influence my fine, white, brunette heritage.

    Although my once awesome brunette plumage has grayed due to my mature and masterful status, I will always and ever be a true brunette.
    That was so eloquent that I'm now fully erect. This is especially magical because I'm sans appendage.
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    I was, now I am blonde.
    That was a stupid idiot dumb bum ruhtard thing to do.
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    No, your loss! I am always winning so I can never lose!
    Bears are only allowed if thy bring me honey in return for sex.
    No hablo espanol!

    WHAT?!?!?! Share my honey!?!?!?! Are you MAD!?!?!?!?
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    No, your loss! I am always winning so I can never lose!
    Bears are only allowed if thy bring me honey in return for sex.
    No hablo espanol!

    WHAT?!?!?! Share my honey!?!?!?! Are you MAD!?!?!?!?
    I will back hand you so hard you'll be the first black and blue panda!
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    No, your loss! I am always winning so I can never lose!
    Bears are only allowed if thy bring me honey in return for sex.
    No hablo espanol!

    WHAT?!?!?! Share my honey!?!?!?! Are you MAD!?!?!?!?
    I will back hand you so hard you'll be the first black and blue panda!

    Not if I paint myself blue. HAH! Beat that purple snot ball!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I was once a brunette, a PERFECT brunette, with long straight locks whose heritage is especially Caucasian, due to my heritage of roots in Ireland, England, and that damn Finlander ...........who, although was blondish, did not influence my fine, white, brunette heritage.

    Although my once awesome brunette plumage has grayed due to my mature and masterful status, I will always and ever be a true brunette.
    That was so eloquent that I'm now fully erect. This is especially magical because I'm sans appendage.

    Well, damn, and I had such high hopes......................
  • holly1283
    holly1283 Posts: 741 Member
    Was a brunette until I got old. However, why is this on motivation and support rather that chit chat fun and games? WRONG AREA! How's that for motivation?:frown:
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    My armpit hair is brunette. Does that count?
    Straight or spiral?

    Straight, but luxurious.

    Sounds magical! Until right now, I honestly didn't know straight pit hair was possible even in principle.
  • iheartbiology
    iheartbiology Posts: 104 Member
    My brown hair is nappy. Does that still count?
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I fit almost everything except I'm a brunet.
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