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ace__of__spades78

If I act conservative..maybe thell believe it

xvxCelticWandererxvx

You too can own this abs of steel t-shirt for only $19.99!! Call now!

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

@ ace, I'm kind of an *kitten*.

@celtic, cheeeeese!

ace__of__spades78

I might look cute on the outside...but inside..ima bithchh

mister_universe

I paid $200 for this hairdo.

caber_tosser

these pants make my butt look big?

opheliaphoenix

Mister: "I want the ladies at the office to check out my butt."

Caber: "Unnngh!!! This is heavier than it looks!"

ace__of__spades78

I pretty close to perfect...

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Seein' stars

ace__of__spades78

My legs aren't my best feature...my cute nose is.

skinnyinnotime

Abs Delight

Jonesingmucho

Dam^ right I open my own jars!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Anastasia, stop biting your lip.

Superhero_Leah

Aren't my socks freaking awesome?

ronit1601

I am genius.

opheliaphoenix

"Just got back from the gym and feeling pretty pumped!"

dfortier17

I am a redhead... beware

xvxCelticWandererxvx

Aloha! Wish you were here!

ElenaYan

hey, im the face of beauty (you're stunning!)

BigD06

Yes...they are spectacular

opheliaphoenix

"Hey, check out my new tat."

jillyk89

Meow

ElenaYan

kiss me, KISS ME NOW

DYfive

Can I please have my shirt back?

TheBackStory

Hey, don't I look like I'm having fun

DudeistPriest

NEXT!

MistyMtnMan

MA! The Meatloaf!!!!!!

43932452

I get things done!

AyeCorona

No animals were harmed in the making of this selfie.

wjstoj

Hook 'em Horns