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JellyBeanQueen86
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If your riding uphill in a canoe, and your wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to fit in a doghouse
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Hopstotch. Obviously. Next question please.0
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If I have 3 apples and 5 pears... how many watermelons to I have?0
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Field mice.0
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You would think that but no...0
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Tralfazz0 -
If I have 3 apples and 5 pears... how many watermelons to I have?
Two very nice perky melons.0 -
If I have 3 apples and 5 pears... how many watermelons to I have?
Two very nice perky melons.
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Batman?0
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Yes.0
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No0
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Ok.... Take away the number you first thought of.... and add 6 apples, when you get to March and April... what does it stop being?0
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May?0
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You forgot to multiply by orange0
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You forgot to multiply by orange
DAMN! I knew i was missing one part!0 -
Oooh! ok December?0
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Ok.... Take away the number you first thought of.... and add 6 apples, when you get to March and April... what does it stop being?
Asparagus!0 -
A random dwarf just ran into the bedroom ..... what is the colour of the elephants tail in spring?0
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I still think it's field mice especially if you multiplied by orange, but only a navel orange. If it was a tangerine then you're looking at Orcas.0
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Pineapple0
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Elephants shed their tails in Spring. Nice try.0
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I still think it's field mice especially if you multiplied by orange, but only a navel orange. If it was a tangerine then you're looking at Orcas.
no... you see, where you went wrong was the amount of times you drank coffee with multiplying the oranges... if you didn't have red pants on then it would field mice but because E=mc2 then its always monkeys with bananas
simple mistake though 0 -
BANANA POWER!!!0
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A random dwarf just ran into the bedroom ..... what is the colour of the elephants tail in spring?
Pink0 -
I still think it's field mice especially if you multiplied by orange, but only a navel orange. If it was a tangerine then you're looking at Orcas.
no... you see, where you went wrong was the amount of times you drank coffee with multiplying the oranges... if you didn't have red pants on then it would field mice but because E=mc2 then its always monkeys with bananas simple mistake though
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Elephants shed their tails in Spring. Nice try.
-_^ can't trick you0 -
Elephants shed their tails in Spring. Nice try.
-_^ can't trick you
Well you can, but not about tail.0 -
You guys are abusing the order of copulations here.0
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You guys are abusing the order of copulations here.
Abusing copulations isn't always bad though.0 -
Cat Fight!!!0
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Cat Fight!!!
She said red pants, not floral tutus.0
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