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Youmirinlol
Youmirinlol Posts: 122 Member
edited February 4 in Introduce Yourself
Nutrition and staying in shape is a big part of my life.

Hobbies: After a hard week of work I like to hit the town and let my hair down. That could entail going to the bar with friends or hitting the club and fighting the beat all night long. I'm always down for something new as well. That could entail sitting at home cuddling with a special someone next to the fire on a cold night, watching Pretty Little Liars and discussing the difference between jam and jelly during the commercial breaks. Now for this to happen it would require that "special someone" to have extraordinary sandwich making capabilities and no gag reflex, but I'm not saying it's out of the question. In my free time I like to exercise my nack for writing romantic poems, if you play your cards right I might just write one about you.

Goals/Aspirations: When I was a young boy in the 4th grade I remember going to the history museum and seeing this statue of Zeus. And as I was standing there mesmerized by the statue I could hear my teacher telling the class that we could be anything we wanted to be. That instant I decided I wanted to become a Greek god. From that moment on I was in the gym every day, taking my multi and lifting heavy. By the time I was in middle school I was already a straight up beast. I was making 8th grade girls’ panties wet when I would walk down the hall, and every beta in the school was mirin' my jack3d fibras. My goal in life is to have the ability to make every vagina in the building flow like the Nile. When I walk into the club I want to see every chick ravage one another to get a glimpse of my aesthetics, and hope that by the end of the night they are the one I choose to make my bedroom acrobat. That's what keeps me going; that desire to be a gift from above to women and an example of what the human body can do.

Music: I like everything from classical to DJ Tiesto. But I can’t stand that emo/screamo racket they call music. It’s for the depressed and those who gave up on life. A man fights and fights and fights some more, because surrender is death and death is for *kitten*… and my *kitten* ain’t no pu$$y, I’m a fukking champion.

Now after reading this if you think I am some sort of selfish and inconsiderate *kitten* you may want to read on. I love the feeling I get after helping someone less fortunate than myself. So Inbox me if you need help about nutrition or training

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