Ways to pass time when MFP Newsfeed is down?

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  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    Zombies! Apocalypse! Could be worse :-P
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    You can have the Busch Light... save the Hell or High Watermelon for me....

    Nah, bro. If it comes between drinking that and drinking p!ss, I'd rather drink the p!ss. If it's good enough for Bear Grylls, it's good enough for me.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    You can have the Busch Light... save the Hell or High Watermelon for me....

    Nah, bro. If it comes between drinking that and drinking p!ss, I'd rather drink the p!ss. If it's good enough for Bear Grylls, it's good enough for me.

    I think I saw that video earlier in the newsfeed outage... ;)
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
    Exactly, I hate when this happens at work, I feel lost and the sudden urge to do real work is scary!
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Hope all of my MFP friends are ok, I can't tell them good job for eating under calories without my feed being up
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Wonder why Google ad revenue has at least in part not been reinvested.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Hope all of my MFP friends are ok, I can't tell them good job for eating under calories without my feed being up

    THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NOW. Or at least get fat. Thanks, MFP. Thanks, Obama.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Ya know, with a name like Bear Grylls, you have to be pretty freaking awesome. I mean, if you're not that's just a huge let down.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Reply to random message boards. Oh and I wrote my daily blog.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    I think he changed his name because his original name couldn't handle how awesome he is.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    I think he changed his name because his original name couldn't handle how awesome he is.

    I should do the same. I have the most absurdly boring name.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    McAwe$ome$auce Bada$$...
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    McAwe$ome$auce Bada$$...

    I was thinking of something along the lines of Hottie McSlutface. New username? Possibly.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Hope all of my MFP friends are ok, I can't tell them good job for eating under calories without my feed being up

    THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NOW. Or at least get fat. Thanks, MFP. Thanks, Obama.

    i knew it i left this morning get home no friends all because you american arrr jk i like obama my self
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    Do the have Hottie McSlutfaces on the dollar menu?
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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  • 77tes
    77tes Posts: 8,520 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(

    THE MFP GODS HAVE SMITED YOU.

    Ok. what is the past tense of smite? Smote? That doesn't come up with the red underline thing. I'm going with smote.

    Pretty sure its smitten!

    The past tense of smite is smote. The past participle is have smitten.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Hope all of my MFP friends are ok, I can't tell them good job for eating under calories without my feed being up

    THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NOW. Or at least get fat. Thanks, MFP. Thanks, Obama.

    i knew it i left this morning get home no friends all because you american arrr jk i like obama my self

    I like him too (Now that he's calmed the eff down about Syria) but the Thanks, Obama thing was supposed to be satirical. Like, ya know, all the people blaming him for things he didn't do. And he obviously didn't take down MFP... yeah, I'm rambling

    And since I might have just started a huge debate on this thread that I am too tired to actually finish, I will give you a gif. Please, everybody who is butthurt, take my gif and do not hate me. Or still hate me, I don't care. You're all just strangers on the internet.

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  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    This sucks!

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  • arsonsmom
    arsonsmom Posts: 234 Member
    Uhhh...They are screwing with my nightly routine!!! I have no reason to be up now!!!:sad: :sad: :indifferent: :grumble:
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    Oh man.... I had my 300th post in this thread.... and it was "Two-pump chump?" Pretty sure my mother would be very proud.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Incredible. Not everybody has that talent.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
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    The longer I watch that, the funnier it gets.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    BTW, I seem to be offending er'rybody tonight. Anybody else want to be offended? I can do it!
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
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    These new exercise routines are getting ridiculous....
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
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    Did anybody else think this guy looked like a younger version of Putin from far away?

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