use your best pick up line on anyone on here

liftingheavy1

example

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

MzIrish

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John

thatonegirlwiththestuff

Anti pick up line:
Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.

herblackwings39

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John

I've heard this one, but it wasn't Kiss.

Stump_Likker

I use "get away from me." That always works.

phred_52

Not that I actually would, but I like "yep, you have the essential bits, so I guess you're worth something" :laugh:

Andy_83

damn these hemorrhoids I just can't sit still..... wait did u say best or worst pick up lines??

laratonacoco

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

laratonacoco

I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

NormInv

nice profile, wanna fudge?

laratonacoco

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

la8ydi

Grab my flip flops because you just knocked my socks off!!! :-)

laratonacoco

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

laratonacoco

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

laratonacoco

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

laratonacoco

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

laratonacoco

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

laratonacoco

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

laratonacoco

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

laratonacoco

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Capt_Apollo

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

eric_sg61

Hi, I'm Eric............always seems to work

etoiles_argentees

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

He uses sweet pics.

bluefox9er

26.2 That is all.

Cliffslosinit

FR sent:flowerforyou:

OntheMorrow

Hey, are those pants felt? (no.) Would you like them to be?


It's not great, but it always amuses me.

karl39x

Do you work at subway?

Because you just make me a foot long.

ChrisM32205

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.

karl39x

So, are you gonna give me your phone number, or am I gonna have to stalk you?

rje86

Be unique and different, say yes.

rje86

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.