The joke thread

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  • doritozombie
    doritozombie Posts: 5 Member
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    What's green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
    a pool table

    You know what really hurts my feelings?
    Nerve damage

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    Blind
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    What's green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
    a pool table

    You know what really hurts my feelings?
    Nerve damage

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    Blind

    HA!!!
  • Alliwan
    Alliwan Posts: 1,245 Member
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    11. "20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!" Bill Murray

    that's the best one!

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