IT'S MFP NOT _______?

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  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    It is not a Hostess Cupcake. Because if it was, I would eat it.

    I have mfp on my phone so I put frosting on it and eated it.

    My tummy hurts. :frown:
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
    ...NOT BASEBALL.

    THERE *IS* CRYING IN MFP!!!
  • Lemongrab1
    Lemongrab1 Posts: 158 Member
    Why are you you fat lazy summamabeeches sitting on MFP chatting about sex when you should be at the gym LIFTING!
    SQUAT UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER AN ANAL PROLAPSE!
    PLANK UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE YOUr KIDNEYS ARE SHUTTING DOWN!
    LIFT UNTIL YOU NEED A HYSTERECTOMY! REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE!

    You're all pathetic.
    And I hate you.

    ihateyoukn1.gif
  • CherylP67
    CherylP67 Posts: 772 Member
    Twitter.
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    Are you telling me this isn't Sparta?

    ...quietly covers up hole to kick newbies into...

    /old reference is getting old
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Why are you you fat lazy summamabeeches sitting on MFP chatting about sex when you should be at the gym LIFTING!
    SQUAT UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER AN ANAL PROLAPSE!
    PLANK UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE YOUr KIDNEYS ARE SHUTTING DOWN!
    LIFT UNTIL YOU NEED A HYSTERECTOMY! REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE!

    You're all pathetic.
    And I hate you.

    ihateyoukn1.gif

    STOP POSTING GIFS THIS IS NOT /b/
  • BranMuffin86
    BranMuffin86 Posts: 314 Member
    LMAO .... Love it!
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
    a dating site!!

    I SECOND THIS!
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    * cougarlife.com?
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I DON'T JUST SNORT PROTEIN, I SNORT PRE-WORKOUT TOO! DON'T FORGET THE FISH OIL PILLS I SMASH UP AND SNORT!

    It's easier to just inject the fish oil....plus you can do it while you're snorting your protein...time efficiency thing...
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I DON'T JUST SNORT PROTEIN, I SNORT PRE-WORKOUT TOO! DON'T FORGET THE FISH OIL PILLS I SMASH UP AND SNORT!

    NO. MIX PRE-WORKOUT WITH REDBULL. PROCEED TO INJECT.

    NO! MIX PRE-WORKOUT WITH REDBULL, THEN PUT THE REDBULL IN THE WATER ARE OF A COFFEE POT. MAKE COFFEE AND PROCEED TO INJECT!

    YOU HAVE TO MIX YOUR PRE-WORKOUT WITH MORE PRE WORKOUT FIRST

    Shhhhhhh. Stop yelling. I'm trying to work.

    *Caps Lock*

    There. Fixed it.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why are you you fat lazy summamabeeches sitting on MFP chatting about sex when you should be at the gym LIFTING!
    SQUAT UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER AN ANAL PROLAPSE!
    PLANK UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE YOUr KIDNEYS ARE SHUTTING DOWN!
    LIFT UNTIL YOU NEED A HYSTERECTOMY! REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE!

    You're all pathetic.
    And I hate you.

    ihateyoukn1.gif

    STOP POSTING GIFS THIS IS NOT /b/

    I think I just peed and pooped my pants at the bottom of my squat :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    lunch time...... or is it? now I'm hungry~~~
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    LOL snort protein powder. I wish we had customizable signatures.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I only snort raspberry keytones and Ephedra
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    ..... okay ......
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Burger King. You can't have it your way mother****ers

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