Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

coolraul07
coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
Just read these in an online article, feel free to add your own:
• "You're all the stimulus I need."
• "I'm on furlough from the TSA. Want me to wand you?"
• "Do you work for the government? Because you shut. it. down."
• "Where have you been sequestered all my life?"
• "Do you not carry health insurance? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
• "My resolution continues ALL NIGHT."
• "The IRS is suspending all audit activities. But I'll still check you out."
• "The only thing nonessential about you are those pants."
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I'm kinda fond of, "Hey baby! Got furlough?" (e.g. 'fur low')

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Did they fourlough TSA? Please tell me they did that abomination of our constitutional rights.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    "Do you not carry health insurance? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

    This is my fave. I would totally give someone that clever a chance.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    "Do you not carry health insurance? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

    This is my fave. I would totally give someone that clever a chance.
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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Just read these in an online article, feel free to add your own:
    • "You're all the stimulus I need."
    • "I'm on furlough from the TSA. Want me to wand you?"
    • "Do you work for the government? Because you shut. it. down."
    • "Where have you been sequestered all my life?"
    • "Do you not carry health insurance? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
    • "My resolution continues ALL NIGHT."
    • "The IRS is suspending all audit activities. But I'll still check you out."
    • "The only thing nonessential about you are those pants."
    [/i]

    I'm kinda fond of, "Hey baby! Got furlough?" (e.g. 'fur low')

    LMAO
  • acpgee
    acpgee Posts: 8,064 Member
    Response to, "Do you come here often?"

    "Only during the mating season".
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Hey baby, lets play Government. Maybe you should "go down".
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Hey baby, don't let me sleep Obama self tonight!
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    Hey baby, lets play Government. Maybe you should "go down".

    lmao
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