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Be semi-honest with me

YouMadBro8281
YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, sack tap, or kick me in the b@lls?
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  • ChristinaOfDecember
    ChristinaOfDecember Posts: 115
    Thinking on it
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Haven't known you long enough yet. Depending on your approach I may pull out my stun gun.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Hug you and steal your wallet....
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    Haven't known you long enough yet. Depending on your approach I may pull out my stun gun.

    LMAO, taser taser!
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Hug you and steal your wallet....

    As long as it's a bro hug.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    I don't know you, so who cares. More importantly, why isn't sack tap an option?
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    probably just walk by you and not ackowledge you whatsoever
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    I don't know you, so who cares. More importantly, why isn't sack tap an option?

    I'll add it to the list.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Depends on if you're the man in the picture, or the shark in the picture.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.
  • horrorstory
    horrorstory Posts: 125 Member
    make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    Depends on if you're the man in the picture, or the shark in the picture.

    Shark
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.

    What a trooper had to bang me AND feed me grapes.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.

    I think I'm in love :heart: :heart:
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    If in doubt, always guess C.
  • horrorstory
    horrorstory Posts: 125 Member
    make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.

    I think I'm in love :heart: :heart:

    what can I say, sharks get me frisky.
    haha
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    If in doubt, always guess C.

    Yikessss
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.

    I think I'm in love :heart: :heart:

    what can I say, sharks get me frisky.
    haha

    You too?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.

    What a trooper had to bang me AND feed me grapes.
    Someone's gotta bite the bullet.

    My church will probably picket, though.
  • horrorstory
    horrorstory Posts: 125 Member
    make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.

    I think I'm in love :heart: :heart:

    what can I say, sharks get me frisky.
    haha

    You too?

    Hell yes.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.

    What a trooper had to bang me AND feed me grapes.
    Someone's gotta bite the bullet.

    My church will probably picket, though.

    Yeah I know how you people get. I didn't forget.. :wink:
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    I probably wouldn't even notice you if I am being semi-honest.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    ^^ Just made it move a little.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    I don't know you, but I am polite so I'd probably smile and maybe even say "hi" if we happened to make eye contact. Otherwise, I'd just keep minding my own business.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.

    Damn you westboro and your thinking!
  • LifeJacketWaterJogger
    LifeJacketWaterJogger Posts: 231 Member
    kiss, hug and feed you grapes!!
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    kiss, hug and feed you grapes!!

    That's what I'm talking about....go on...
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