life is soooo unfair... #rant #sabotage

1PatientBear

#needmorehashtags

#willing2donateNutButter

#selfservepump

djeffreys10

Your use of hashtags makes me stabby.

#feelingstabby?

#UseABigKnifeBecauseHeIsFeisty

#that'snotaknifethisisaknife

#shouldnthavebroughtaknifetoagunfight

danger2oneself2

Semen contains 5 calories and has a lot of stuff in it. Ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.

Semen - an organic fluid, also known as seminal fluid, that usually contains spermatozoa, and physiologically secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals to fertilize the female ova. Typically, semen contains rather high nutritional content. In one typical ejaculation (approximately one teaspoon), semen contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. There are trace amounts of several vitamins in a regular, healthy, ejaculation-full of semen. In fact, the amount of vitamin C is about the same as in an orange.

Chieflrg

Picked up my first jar of PB2.

I know it can't be 10% of that sweet chiz Skippy!

Mainebikerchick

Happy to provide unlimited nut butter and there is no requirement to stop at just two tablespoons. #forladiesonly #lotsofprotein

^^^^^ True story....his butter is delicious.

How come you didn't SHARE??? I like butter....

1PatientBear

Happy to provide unlimited nut butter and there is no requirement to stop at just two tablespoons. #forladiesonly #lotsofprotein

^^^^^ True story....his butter is delicious.

How come you didn't SHARE??? I like butter....

#likestoshare

#naturalbutter

#verylowcalorie

Mainebikerchick

Happy to provide unlimited nut butter and there is no requirement to stop at just two tablespoons. #forladiesonly #lotsofprotein

^^^^^ True story....his butter is delicious.

How come you didn't SHARE??? I like butter....

#likestoshare

#naturalbutter

#verylowcalorie

#gimmesome

#hookagirlup

#boobiesforbutter?

1PatientBear

Happy to provide unlimited nut butter and there is no requirement to stop at just two tablespoons. #forladiesonly #lotsofprotein

^^^^^ True story....his butter is delicious.

How come you didn't SHARE??? I like butter....

#likestoshare

#naturalbutter

#verylowcalorie

#gimmesome

#hookagirlup

#boobiesforbutter?

#YourOfferIsAccepted

#butterdeliverycommencing

odusgolp

#putitinmymouth

MiloBloom83

*walks in, sticks finger in peanut butter jar, walks out*:glasses:

That wasn't my finger...

Mainebikerchick

#putitinmymouthNOW

There, fixed it for ya!

odusgolp

#putitinmymouthNOW

There, fixed it for ya!

#idon'tfeelit #isitinyet?

djeffreys10

#putitinmymouthNOW

There, fixed it for ya!

#idon'tfeelit #isitinyet?

Rage_Phish

You used Success Baby Meme wrong - 10 points

glad im not the only one who had this thought

maggie16sweetxoxo

Ugh... I want that in my MOUTH.


:devil:

Hahhahha, omg, you and the office.

maggie16sweetxoxo

Semen contains 5 calories and has a lot of stuff in it. Ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.

Semen - an organic fluid, also known as seminal fluid, that usually contains spermatozoa, and physiologically secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals to fertilize the female ova. Typically, semen contains rather high nutritional content. In one typical ejaculation (approximately one teaspoon), semen contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. There are trace amounts of several vitamins in a regular, healthy, ejaculation-full of semen. In fact, the amount of vitamin C is about the same as in an orange.

See, it is good for you! Open wide!