I envy my teenager because

leslisa

I eat a couple of crackers before my run and I can feel them swimming around in my stomach. My son can eat 3 fire tacos and 3 loaded grillers and then do a P90x workout 10 minutes later (he's doing that now :noway: .

I eat 10 cals over my daily limit and gain weight. He inhales 3000 calories at one time and loses a pound.

I work every day and never seem to have enough money. He works as a soccer ref one day a week and is Mr. Moneybags.

My idea of a good night is going to bed before 11pm. His idea of a good night is going to bed after 11pm.

And finally, I get last years phone. He always gets the new one :laugh:

Mia_RagazzaTosta

...she has better hair and longer legs than me

SummerLovesPhil

He has a metabolism like a blast furnace.
He knows what he wants to be when he grows up. (So did I when I was 14, but I was convinced I was going to be President. Glad THAT didn't happen!)

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TeresaMarie46

All seven of my boys are taller than me...as is my husband....sheesh, so is my only daughter.....kinda lonely down here in my world...lol

CookNLift

he gets all the new gadgets

he has more friends

he has more free time

he doesnt know yet that the world is *kitten* e d up

he has energy

he shows me how to do cool stuff on the computer and my i phone

he is now bigger and taller than me

he is 11

eleven-teen was the worst teenage year after twelve-teen

_noob_

...He has the coolest dad in the world

healthyandfitgirl14

he gets all the new gadgets

he has more friends

he has more free time

he doesnt know yet that the world is *kitten* e d up

he has energy

he shows me how to do cool stuff on the computer and my i phone

he is now bigger and taller than me

he is 11

eleven-teen was the worst teenage year after twelve-teen

ten-teen is pretty bad too though...

Madame_Goldbricker

She mocks half of my clothes
She borrows the other half of my clothes (which mostly don't fit me now)
She tells her friends I'm older than I actually am (I think they believe her)
She takes the p*ss out of me & sometimes I have to look up what the word means
She reminds me when my hair is even slightly overdue a colour
She can sit up playing video games all weekend without needing 24hrs sleep to recover
She doesn't have to trim her eyebrows once every 6mths as well as get them threaded :noway:

leslisa

All seven of my boys are taller than me...as is my husband....sheesh, so is my only daughter.....kinda lonely down here in my world...lol

Um, all my kids are taller, too. I'm 5'1". Even my daughter is 5'8" :laugh:

digitalbill

I pick my Son up from school every day (He is 12).
Although my Jeep is pretty cool, he still is somehow embarassed by it.
So, I decided to load my phone with some Village People and Barry Manilo.
Thats right, no more Maclemore or N.E.R.D. when I pick him up.
No, instead it is "Love on the rocks" with the top off and the system up.

leslisa

I pick my Son up from school every day (He is 12).
Although my Jeep is pretty cool, he still is somehow embarassed by it.
So, I decided to load my phone with some Village People and Barry Manilo.
Thats right, no more Maclemore or N.E.R.D. when I pick him up.
No, instead it is "Love on the rocks" with the top off and the system up.

Oh, *kitten*. LMFAO. This is so great!!

My kids all have to give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek when they are leaving for the night somewhere. No hug, no kiss, no money. Call me sadistic but I'll take my hug where I can get it. :bigsmile:

Keiras_Mom

My 8 year old daughter is going through puberty. I don't envy her AT ALL!

Keiras_Mom

I pick my Son up from school every day (He is 12).
Although my Jeep is pretty cool, he still is somehow embarassed by it.
So, I decided to load my phone with some Village People and Barry Manilo.
Thats right, no more Maclemore or N.E.R.D. when I pick him up.
No, instead it is "Love on the rocks" with the top off and the system up.

I'm so stealing this--well, once she's out of puberty and won't be likely to murder me in my sleep if I do this!