guys who are not female hygiene products

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  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    Like people who pronounce "creek" as "crick"?

    I'm not convinced. Those people wouldn't pronounce tooth as tuth. But that could because they would be super serious about their last one.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.


    DOn't be scared. They are really all nice people. Most are on my FL, and are truly wonderful! The rest I just stalk silently.

    I like to think that we stalk each other.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I am really going to make myself vulnerable here... I don't get the title could someone explain?

    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

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    Also, am I the only person to hear that song "Summer's eve...makes me feel fine...blowing through the jasmine of my mind"? Though, of course, the real lyrics are "Summer breeze", but I've heard it as "Summer's eve" all my live. :ohwell:
    Nope. Not alone. I'm pretty sure I sang it that way most of my childhood. :)
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    Not extinct. Just somewhat rare. And some of us hibernate in winter.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    i don't know. don't axe me???
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    i don't know. don't axe me?

    :cry: Every time improper grammar is used a baby koala gets drop kicked in the teeth. Save the f*cking koalas,
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    i don't know. don't axe me?

    :cry: Every time improper grammar is used a baby koala gets drop kicked in the teeth. Save the f*cking koalas,

    Baby koalas don't have teeth. Koalas get their teeth during koala puberty. Prior to that, their moms chew their eucalyptus leaves for the babies. So, your premise is rejected. Sorry.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    i don't know. don't axe me?

    :cry: Every time improper grammar is used a baby koala gets drop kicked in the teeth. Save the f*cking koalas,

    Baby koalas don't have teeth. Koalas get their teeth during koala puberty. Prior to that, their moms chew their eucalyptus leaves for the babies. So, your premise is rejected. Sorry.

    Facts have no place in reasonable discussion. :angry: Besides, my momma never chewed my food for me at any age. Wtf is this stuff?
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.
    i kind of like you...you don't have many posts but clearly you read the forums LOL...and there is nothing to be scared of.

    I like this person too. FR incoming. I hope I don't scare you, but I will if you are scared by discussions of bjs and self romancing. It is a risk I am willing to take.

    Who doesn't like those discussions?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.



    DOn't be scared. They are really all nice people. Most are on my FL, and are truly wonderful! The rest I just stalk silently.

    I like to think that we stalk each other.

    I'm content with that.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    i don't know. don't axe me?

    :cry: Every time improper grammar is used a baby koala gets drop kicked in the teeth. Save the f*cking koalas,

    Baby koalas don't have teeth. Koalas get their teeth during koala puberty. Prior to that, their moms chew their eucalyptus leaves for the babies. So, your premise is rejected. Sorry.

    Besides that, Koalas are bad for the environment. They eat the bamboo. That's herbicide.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.
    i kind of like you...you don't have many posts but clearly you read the forums LOL...and there is nothing to be scared of.

    I like this person too. FR incoming. I hope I don't scare you, but I will if you are scared by discussions of bjs and self romancing. It is a risk I am willing to take.

    Who doesn't like those discussions?

    valid point
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    is anyone else as confused by the thread title as i am?

    It rhymes with the sound the joke makes as it passes over your head...

    see there it is, its a cultural issue. in australia a douche is just another word for a knobhead. no where here that i have seen can you actually buy a douche to clean with.
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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    OMG! This SNL skit is a classic! "I'll just have vinegar and water"

    Bless you for apparently being the only person to get this reference.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

    Well, to some of us "whoosh" rhymes with push, tush and kush, so....maybe one of these?

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    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    While this Vintage Bush Trimmer was a viable feminine hygeine product in the '70s, it does not rhyme with either pronunciation of "woosh".
  • geturgoat
    geturgoat Posts: 19 Member
    :embarassed:
    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

    Well, to some of us "whoosh" rhymes with push, tush and kush, so....maybe one of these?

    $(KGrHqF,!p8FHkrQULKDBR9-ELIG!Q~~60_35.JPG

    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P


    That is the meanest looking personal toy I have ever seen! I guess being gas powered does give more bang for your buck...ouch.:embarassed:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    But how do you pronounce crayon ? Huh?!?
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    But how do you pronounce crayon ? Huh?!?

    Cray-on

    Rhymes with "spray on"
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Dafuq is going on ITT?
  • VoicelessRide
    VoicelessRide Posts: 395 Member
    yes confused
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    But how do you pronounce crayon ? Huh?!?

    Cray_O_La.
  • havetubawilltravel
    havetubawilltravel Posts: 649 Member
    I'm not.

    But I'm willing to learn.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.

    You SHOULD be scared.

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