Open thread

gabbygirl78

I'm just so horny right now.

Yes, yes u are lol

gabbygirl78

I wish i was a super hero with powers to make me invisible when someone walks through my office door:bigsmile:

Via_14

i wish i could fly to the moon and back , if you would be my ... man haha

man it sucks being up at 2am =\

sarantonio

I'm feeling inappropriate and want my ego stroked, but don't want friend requests or private messages, its against my morals, on the other hand I have a libido of a 16 year old boy...... conflict is hard.

Here is a story to help.
Once upon a time there was an awesome rainbow unicorn. She was horny. On her head. She rubbed her horn in a Bush and it fell off. A donkey came along and reattached her horn.... and she cried because she was a conflicted unicorn in a land of donkeys that didn't understand her. So the donkey hugged her and she bit his ear off and took home the title of heavyweight champion.

THE END

Via_14

i just posted this but want to post it again........... =D

Whats my name?? Lisa!!

Where you from?? 9th Street!

Where you going? To the PARTAYE!

Can i come?? uhhh huhhhhhhhhhhh

ooooo they playing hopscotch!!

come on dance with me =P

hahahaaaha grew up with that song in junior high, love it!

ekz13

Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that **** in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, /

sarantonio

I'm excellent at making people uncomfortable

Via_14

I'm excellent at uhhh lol i dont know. Im a jack of all trades =D

daveymac1

I forgot to wear underwear.

fortiesfearless

Cough cough proof cough cough

WhatAnAss

I forgot to wear underwear.

You didn't really forget...I stole them and hid them from you when you were not looking