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  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    I'm just so horny right now.

    Yes, yes u are lol
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    I wish i was a super hero with powers to make me invisible when someone walks through my office door:bigsmile:
  • Via_14
    Via_14 Posts: 992 Member
    i wish i could fly to the moon and back , if you would be my ... man haha

    man it sucks being up at 2am =\
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I'm feeling inappropriate and want my ego stroked, but don't want friend requests or private messages, its against my morals, on the other hand I have a libido of a 16 year old boy...... conflict is hard.

    Here is a story to help.
    Once upon a time there was an awesome rainbow unicorn. She was horny. On her head. She rubbed her horn in a Bush and it fell off. A donkey came along and reattached her horn.... and she cried because she was a conflicted unicorn in a land of donkeys that didn't understand her. So the donkey hugged her and she bit his ear off and took home the title of heavyweight champion.

    THE END
  • Via_14
    Via_14 Posts: 992 Member
    i just posted this but want to post it again........... =D

    Whats my name?? Lisa!!

    Where you from?? 9th Street!

    Where you going? To the PARTAYE!

    Can i come?? uhhh huhhhhhhhhhhh

    ooooo they playing hopscotch!!

    come on dance with me =P

    hahahaaaha grew up with that song in junior high, love it!
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
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    Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that **** in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, /
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I'm excellent at making people uncomfortable
  • Via_14
    Via_14 Posts: 992 Member
    I'm excellent at uhhh lol i dont know. Im a jack of all trades =D
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I forgot to wear underwear.
  • fortiesfearless
    fortiesfearless Posts: 128
    Cough cough proof cough cough
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    I forgot to wear underwear.

    You didn't really forget...I stole them and hid them from you when you were not looking :tongue:
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