Keep me awake!!!

KAF711
KAF711 Posts: 165 Member
edited February 5 in Chit-Chat
:yawn: help

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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Did you consider bear mace?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    skype

    Well this went to creepy quickly.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    what ever you do dont *kitten* that always puts me right to sleep
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I used to work at my colleges computer lab and there was a girl who was evil. She used to call me nerd and make fun of me behind my back but to my face she pretended to be nice and friendly. One day I heard her tell another girl to “give the work to that nerd, he lives for this kind of work”. She then proceeded to again pretend to be nice and sweet to me.

    I went to the Xerox machine and sat on it and got a Xerox of my butt. I got back to the lab and jokingly said how funny it would be if she took a Xerox of her face. She went and took a Xerox of her face. Then I told her that she should take a Xerox of her kissing the machine.

    She still to this day doesn’t realize that she pretty much kissed my *kitten*.

    Nor the fact that before I took the butt Xerox, I took a dump without wiping my *kitten*.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    skype

    Well this went to creepy quickly.

    So true!! I need a shower now!:angry:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    skype

    Well this went to creepy quickly.

    So true!! I need a shower now!:angry:

    join you as always?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    skype

    Well this went to creepy quickly.

    So true!! I need a shower now!:angry:

    join you as always?

    Open up Skype so I can watch?
  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    I used to work at my colleges computer lab and there was a girl who was evil. She used to call me nerd and make fun of me behind my back but to my face she pretended to be nice and friendly. One day I heard her tell another girl to “give the work to that nerd, he lives for this kind of work”. She then proceeded to again pretend to be nice and sweet to me.

    I went to the Xerox machine and sat on it and got a Xerox of my butt. I got back to the lab and jokingly said how funny it would be if she took a Xerox of her face. She went and took a Xerox of her face. Then I told her that she should take a Xerox of her kissing the machine.

    She still to this day doesn’t realize that she pretty much kissed my *kitten*.

    Nor the fact that before I took the butt Xerox, I took a dump without wiping my *kitten*.

    LOL. Best story ever told.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    I used to work at my colleges computer lab and there was a girl who was evil. She used to call me nerd and make fun of me behind my back but to my face she pretended to be nice and friendly. One day I heard her tell another girl to “give the work to that nerd, he lives for this kind of work”. She then proceeded to again pretend to be nice and sweet to me.

    I went to the Xerox machine and sat on it and got a Xerox of my butt. I got back to the lab and jokingly said how funny it would be if she took a Xerox of her face. She went and took a Xerox of her face. Then I told her that she should take a Xerox of her kissing the machine.

    She still to this day doesn’t realize that she pretty much kissed my *kitten*.

    Nor the fact that before I took the butt Xerox, I took a dump without wiping my *kitten*.

    :laugh:
  • KAF711
    KAF711 Posts: 165 Member
    Well that escalated quickly
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Well that escalated quickly

    Things always tend to escalate quickly
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