Hi! I am looking for ugly friends..

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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    the first step in self acceptance is embracing fugliness

    Never. I will surround myself with ugly people and make all my friends fatter than me until i die.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    You can add me I am fat and ugly so that should make you feel really good.

    You GTFO of here Missy...

    sorry OP...just cruising through grabbing someone that obviously "got lost"

    :angry:
  • ingoiolo
    ingoiolo Posts: 104 Member
    feel free to add me
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    I did have a woman on Match respond to my message, asking why on Earth I shaved my head when 99% of women don't find it remotely attractive. I'm sure she's happier without me. I know I'm happier for it.
  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
    Do a barrel roll.
  • Hestion
    Hestion Posts: 740 Member
    I'm just a Jammie Dodger and everybody loves them ;-) but I'm not sure they are either attractive nor ugly???
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I'm just a Jammie Dodger and everybody loves them ;-) but I'm not sure they are either attractive nor ugly???

    I get no love. Get out.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    What about not hot yet, but potential for hotness? You could sabotage me. This could work.
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    I'm a hairy, short vegan with a pouch.
  • Hestion
    Hestion Posts: 740 Member
    I'm just a Jammie Dodger and everybody loves them ;-) but I'm not sure they are either attractive nor ugly???

    I get no love. Get out.

    no love for dodgers ;-( *scuttles away with copious amounts of dodgers*
  • sepulchura
    sepulchura Posts: 95 Member
    snarly pirate checking in for the ugly friend list
  • BeautifulArtemis
    BeautifulArtemis Posts: 641 Member
    I'm sooo ugly! Please be my friend :embarassed: :noway: :angry:
  • JingleMuffin
    JingleMuffin Posts: 543 Member
    I'm in. I've always suspected I was ugly becasue I'm funny and smart.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I'm a hairy, short vegan with a pouch.

    Sounds cuddly. Sorry.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    I dont trust people with headless photos.

    :angry:
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    I'm here to volunteer my services!
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
    you could get a pet

    blobfish_400_1934bmk-1934bpm.jpg
  • lilacinfinity
    lilacinfinity Posts: 283 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1105945-this-guy-wants-you-to-give-him-a-friend-request

    Can't see his face. What if he has nice eyes or really long eyelashes? Can't risk it.

    What's with guys getting the prettiest eyelashes?
    Its just plain unfair.

    My husband has the most beautiful, long lashes. i have little stubs.
    You can guess which of our kids got the nice eyelashes (I'll give you a hint - it wasn't the girl!)
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
    guess I'm out lol
  • smirf1972
    smirf1972 Posts: 93 Member
    I'm an ugly cow surely i'm in!:bigsmile:
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    you could get a pet

    blobfish_400_1934bmk-1934bpm.jpg

    He'd definitely fit in with my family. Looks just like my youngest.
  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
    I believe Daphne and Celeste wrote a song about me a few years back. Luckily their music was rubbish enough that didn't last long enough for a sequel.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    To make me feel better about myself! If you're ugly as sin, shoot me a FR!










    No one?
    As I stated in another thread.. I am too fugly to send a FR. It would be considered assault and battery.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    in like flynn... oh yeah

    It's not Flint? With that glove, just "in" should work. :wink:

    Nope. It's Flynn as in Errol Flynn

    errol-flynn-7.jpg
  • lilacinfinity
    lilacinfinity Posts: 283 Member
    I believe Daphne and Celeste wrote a song about me a few years back. Luckily their music was rubbish enough that didn't last long enough for a sequel.

    I bought that on tape as a joke gift for my friend who only had a cassette player in her car. It got stuck in there.

    On contemplation, that was about the time our friendship started to die
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I believe Daphne and Celeste wrote a song about me a few years back. Luckily their music was rubbish enough that didn't last long enough for a sequel.

    I bought that on tape as a joke gift for my friend who only had a cassette player in her car. It got stuck in there.

    On contemplation, that was about the time our friendship started to die

    Some people can't handle the truth.
  • BIRDIEBL8
    BIRDIEBL8 Posts: 155 Member
    I'm old & fugly. You get "two fer"
  • Jacicook_17
    Jacicook_17 Posts: 1
    Well gee.....that's one way to make friends....
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Well gee.....that's one way to make friends....

    Are you IN or what?
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Hmmm, I'm fat, but not ugly. So maybe I could be a half friend? We could alternate days, one on your list, one off, one on, one off...


    It's complicated, but I'm sure I'm worth that little extra effort :flowerforyou:

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