My SECRET

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Also, I wear ladies SECRET deodorant. :blushing:
    fine...dont tell us.:angry:
  • Carissa145
    Carissa145 Posts: 604 Member
    Ok, mine will be the first GOOD secret.

    President Bush kissed my sister on the cheek.
  • bohica36
    bohica36 Posts: 67 Member
    Ok, mine will be the first GOOD secret.

    President Bush kissed my sister on the cheek.

    I bet your sister wishes you would have kept that a secret. ;)

    My secret is that my profile picture really isn't a picture of me. Don't tell anybody.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    Ok, mine will be the first GOOD secret.

    President Bush kissed my sister on the cheek.

    awesome
  • I stick gum on my neighbors peep hole when he plays his music loudly at obscene hours in the morning.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Bacon, actually. Shocking, right?

    Also hot showers and boobs, but I can't say boobs in public.
    *In* for bacon bewbs
    bacon-bra-demotivational-poster-122.jpg
  • Snow3y
    Snow3y Posts: 1,412 Member
    Worst. Secret. Ever.
  • VoicelessRide
    VoicelessRide Posts: 395 Member
    i have some pretty bad secrets hehe
  • Worst. Secret. Ever.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • SusanaLdn
    SusanaLdn Posts: 121 Member
    Ok, mine will be the first GOOD secret.

    President Bush kissed my sister on the cheek.

    Eww :sick:
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    If I tell you, I'll have to kill you. :smokin:
  • Donners185
    Donners185 Posts: 329 Member
    I once shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.

    I hope you don't hear whistles blowing.

    Oh I did. And quite frankly, I believe they were a comin' round the bend.

    Lol :)
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    Ok, mine will be the first GOOD secret.

    President Bush kissed my sister on the cheek.

    Eww :sick:

    Relax! i think she is talking about the face cheeks here:wink:
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Somebody make something up then. This is terrible
  • tattygun
    tattygun Posts: 447 Member
    I threw away a piece of bacon once.

    You should be ashamed of yourself!:angry:
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I need another story
    Something to get off my chest
    My life gets kinda boring
    Need something that I can confess

    'Til all my sleeves are stained red
    From all the truth that I've said
    Come by it honestly I swear
    Thought you saw me wink, no
    I've been on the brink, so

    Tell me what you want to hear
    Something that were like those years
    I'm sick of all the insincere
    So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    This time
    Don't need another perfect lie
    Don't care if critics ever jump in line
    I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    My God
    Amazing that we got this far
    It's like we're chasing all those stars
    Who's driving shiny big black cars

    And everyday I see the news, all the problems that we could solve
    And when a situation rises, just write it into an album
    Seen it straight to go
    I don't really like my flow, no, so

    Tell me what you want to hear
    Something that were like those years
    I'm sick of all the insincere
    So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    This time
    Don't need another perfect lie
    Don't care if critics ever jump in line
    I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    Oh, got no reason, got no shame
    Got no family I can blame
    Just don't let me disappear
    I'mma tell you everything

    So tell me what you want to hear
    Something that were like those years
    I'm sick of all the insincere
    So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    This time
    Don't need another perfect lie
    Don't care if critics ever jump in line
    I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    So tell me what you want to hear
    Something that were like those years
    I'm sick of all the insincere
    So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    This time
    Don't need another perfect lie
    Don't care if critics ever jump in line
    I'm gonna give all my secrets away

    All my secrets away
    All my secrets away
  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
    Somebody make something up then. This is terrible

    I want to meet some of the women here for a light meal, exercise and sports like rodeo and fishing
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have a few, but they RARELY have been told to anyone. Unfortunately the world has a lot of judgement and true secrets usually change the way people will look at you and treat you.

    So no thanks.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    When I squeeze it, everything falls into place.