Funny Joke

GTOgirl1969

ITALIAN PHILOSOPHY AT ITS FINEST.......


An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson into his bedroom.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautiful awife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos"

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?:laugh:

GTOgirl1969

ITALIAN PHILOSOPHY AT ITS FINEST.......


An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson into his bedroom.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautiful awife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos"

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?:laugh:

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

icandoit

:laugh: :laugh: Thanks GTO

Mary24

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :smokin:

lilmandy89

:laugh:

jpwarner

Cute...:bigsmile:

GravyGurl

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG I've never heard this one!