I would like to clear up a few things...

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  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
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    Hate cheesecake. Love sex. I have it with myself often.


    are you 'the best you've ever had'? :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Women like good sex.

    fixed it for you
  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
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    Hate cheesecake. Love sex. I have it with myself often.

    I don't hate cheesecake...but you're right on point with the other two statements! :drinker:
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
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    men have cheese
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Can I eat turtle cheesecake off of a man and have that lead to good sex?
    I'll be happy to continue peeing while sitting as a trade off
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Can I eat turtle cheesecake off of a man and have that lead to good sex?
    I'll be happy to continue peeing while sitting as a trade off

    this sounds like something The Ed Sullivan Show would have been interested in...
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Anyone who doesn't like cheesecake .. send them my way .. oh wait,
    that's how I got fat. D'oh.


    You became obese by eating people who didn't like cheesecake???

    Weight control should be the least of your concerns.
  • zevodactyl
    zevodactyl Posts: 90
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    Cheesecake is false, it lies about being cake.

    Girls can totally pee while standing up, it just takes a little extra work.
  • jennpaulson
    jennpaulson Posts: 850 Member
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    Can I eat turtle cheesecake off of a man and have that lead to good sex?
    I'll be happy to continue peeing while sitting as a trade off

    Totally this ^^^^
  • jennpaulson
    jennpaulson Posts: 850 Member
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    Cheesecake is false, it lies about being cake.

    Girls can totally pee while standing up, it just takes a little extra work.

    I always thought cheesecake lied about being cheese??
  • Canuname
    Canuname Posts: 182 Member
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    Aw, darn, I don't like cheesecake. Do I need gender reassignment?

    I don't like it either.

    I've always wanted to pee standing up.
    It isn't all it is cracked up to be.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    Cheesecake is false, it lies about being cake.

    Girls can totally pee while standing up, it just takes a little extra work.

    I always thought cheesecake lied about being cheese??
    .

    It's made with cream cheese isn't it?
  • VoicelessRide
    VoicelessRide Posts: 395 Member
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    men, sex, and beer? :flowerforyou:

    awesome woman
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    I am a man that makes, and likes, cheesecake and sex....
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Nevermind, I'll take this to a group.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    men have cheese

    Fromunda doesn't count
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
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    In for cheescake and sex :tongue:

    i think we all are!

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