am I technically a *kitten*?

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_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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I was conceived while my mom was married to someone other than my dad but was born after they were married...

Does that still technically make me a *kitten*?

Someone said that I was and I just want to clarify.
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I was conceived while my mom was married to someone other than my dad but was born after they were married...

    Does that still technically make me a *kitten*?

    Someone said that I was and I just want to clarify.

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  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
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    no, you're safe
  • JocyChan
    JocyChan Posts: 59 Member
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    per the urban dictionary: *kitten*
    One born without married parents.

    You were born once they were married, soo... not a *kitten*? it does not say "one conceived without married parents" :P
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Everyone is a *kitten* in my book.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    It's not about you....can we talk about fast moms?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I'm a *kitten*.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    It's not about you....can we talk about fast moms?

    I'm fast :wink:
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
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    Yes, you're a *kitten*.
  • hamminit
    hamminit Posts: 184 Member
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    *kitten*!!!!! lol not really
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    As per this, yes

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  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
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    There once was a boy, we know as Jesus. He was conceived before his parents married. His dad was not his biological father. You are in good company :smile:
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    No. By definition, a *kitten* is BORN out of wedlock.
  • mjrkearney
    mjrkearney Posts: 408 Member
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    I think my cousin is technically a *kitten* (or whatever the female equivalent is) because her father was killed in Vietnam before she was born and the Catholic church refused to marry her parents before he shipped out that last time. They were married according to the state, but not the church. Either way, unmarried woman at the time of the birth.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
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    No but I am.

    I'm a girl so I suppose I'm a bastardette.... sounds like I'm calling myself fecal material.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
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    Who cares?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    How long between the divorce and the new marriage? you take that time and divide it by the ritual pregnancy. That way you find what percentage of you is *kitten*.

    Look at the bright side they give scholarships to part *kitten* these days.
  • mistikal13
    mistikal13 Posts: 1,457 Member
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    You're such a *kitten*!! j/k :tongue:

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