I'm Naked!

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I have on jeans. And a tshirt.

    Damn you are sexy. :smooched:

    If hairy is sexy.

    And sexy is grumpy.

    Then yes, I am sexy a'f.

    Have a Snickers? Grumpy is not sexy. Not without boobs, anyway.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I'm a never nude. I wear clothes under my clothes under my clothes.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    I'm a never nude. I wear clothes under my clothes under my clothes.

    ^This
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Oh, it's that kind of party in here
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    lololol
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    lololol

    It's not polite to laugh at a naked man. :angry:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I tried Naked juice, twice. It's 12 kinds of gross.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    I tried Naked juice, twice. It's 12 kinds of gross.

    tell me about it. I bought the green one thinking hmm this might be the one chance that something liquidy and green bought off the shelf may taste good.

    I was wrong.....dead wrong :sick:
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    ...under my clothes.

    <plea for attention goes here>

    <cat gif goes here>

    Me too!

    Are you bored?


    I think you two should get a room already. :wink:

    We tried. I kept my clothes on. :\

    He's lying. It was nice.

    Just tell them I'm sexually tepid. Nice? I say that about my annual Christmas sweater. :(

    You seemed embarrassed to even admit it, I was trying to be gentle.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    ...under my clothes.

    <plea for attention goes here>

    <cat gif goes here>

    Me too!

    Are you bored?


    I think you two should get a room already. :wink:

    We tried. I kept my clothes on. :\

    He's lying. It was nice.

    Just tell them I'm sexually tepid. Nice? I say that about my annual Christmas sweater. :(

    You seemed embarrassed to even admit it, I was trying to be gentle.

    :angry:

    Stop. Coddling. Me.

    I'm a grown man with an incurable nudity problem. No matter what I try I'm always naked under there. Nothing will ever fix that for us.
  • 2LookGoodNaked
    2LookGoodNaked Posts: 7 Member
    Well take off your clothes and get naked for real!
    Ladies First! Right after you Love, right after you!
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Well take off your clothes and get naked for real!
    Ladies First! Right after you Love, right after you!

    LOL, You just searched for "NAKED" and didn't even pay attention to anything else, did you?
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    ^^^^....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • I'm totally amused here.



    Oh. And actually naked.
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