I get jelly of all the really ugly people on here

RunsOnEspresso

seriously...

uglies get all the friends and have the best personalities

pretties are unapproachable, lonely, and have the personalities of paper bags

This must be why I have no friends. :ohwell:

its our cross to carry

It is quite heavy. Does it count as a workout? How many calories am I burning with this cross carrying?

waltcote

Our hearts go out to you!! So leave your shirt on! :bigsmile:

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

Me too. Just once I'd like to sit down in the breakroom without someone shoving their d*** under me.

right?! I slip and land balls deep inside girls on the regular

Was that you at the airport this am?

LauraMacNCheese

is that because they never get hit on at the gym and just get to workout in peace

mmhmmm...thats a big one

for gods sake cant I do abs with my shirt off without everyone staring at me like a piece of filet mignon?!

I wouldn't stare...unless, of course, you were wrapped in bacon...

QuietBloom

I am offended by your jealousy of me sir!

dont be

Im about as emotionally deep as a petri-dish

and about as smart as a baked potato

Oh. That just made me hungry. :sad:

Mobilemuscle

is that because they never get hit on at the gym and just get to workout in peace

mmhmmm...thats a big one

for gods sake cant I do abs with my shirt off without everyone staring at me like a piece of filet mignon?!

Mmmmmm filet mignon...............

see?? meat eaters around every corner...

Mobilemuscle

seriously...

uglies get all the friends and have the best personalities

pretties are unapproachable, lonely, and have the personalities of paper bags

This must be why I have no friends. :ohwell:

its our cross to carry

It is quite heavy. Does it count as a workout? How many calories am I burning with this cross carrying?

depends on the time of day, thermogenics, speed, ROR... etc...

about 600kcal an hour if you just do steady state..

tuckerrj

Being really ugly makes it easy to be monogamous, too!